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would you drive 400mi (8hrs) to get laid.. say ur faq buddy moved out of state

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    would you drive 400mi (8hrs) to get laid.. say ur faq buddy moved out of state

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    #2
    No, I'd rather just jack off. It's only like 20 feet to the bathroom when I have to clean myself afterwards.

    20 feet >>> 400mi.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post
      No, I'd rather just jack off. It's only like 20 feet to the bathroom when I have to clean myself afterwards.

      20 feet >>> 400mi.
      You jack off in the bathroom? cant remember the last i did that.. it's either my couch or bed so i can watch on my big tv

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        #4
        Drive? No.

        Fly? Sure but it would only be part of my reasons for flying.

        Like, getting laid would be the side dish to the main course of going to some event or doing something on vacay.

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          #5
          Originally posted by B.UTLER View Post

          You jack off in the bathroom? cant remember the last i did that.. it's either my couch or bed so i can watch on my big tv
          Reading comprehension is fairly poor for a "petroleum engineer."
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            #6
            Originally posted by 2shameless View Post

            Reading comprehension is fairly poor for a "petroleum engineer."
            Lol just saw cleaning afterwards lol
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              #7
              Originally posted by B.UTLER View Post

              You jack off in the bathroom? cant remember the last i did that.. it's either my couch or bed so i can watch on my big tv
              Nah man lol. In the bedroom.

              Too hard to take my laptop to the bathroom when I need to stroke my lil pecker. I live alone, so I can pretty much jack off anywhere I want.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post

                Nah man lol. In the bedroom.

                Too hard to take my laptop to the bathroom when I need to stroke my lil pecker. I live alone, so I can pretty much jack off anywhere I want.
                I have a home office. I just close the door, put everything on mute and start messaging Anorak
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                  #9
                  It matters on the woman

                  If Salma was at the end of that ***y rainbow, waiting for me....hell yeah

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                    #10
                    Imagine driving 8 hours and the *** only lasting like 30 seconds.
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