I recently vacationed in Europe and I and my whole family repped proper fanny pack modeling for our international hosts and other citizens of the world. I don't wear them stateside where I might see 7 people in a day. But abroad when I am acting as a diplomat and representative of my country's fashion and decorum, that garish ugly hunk of fattening fabric is front and center for all to see and adjudge. 'Hi! Hello! How are you? Have a nice day!'
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