What is the worst trouble you got into at school?

[Reecedouglas1]

just a few detentions for me , nothing too major.

[Willy Wanker]

I got into a lot of minor trouble in school, but nothing really major. I ended up getting away with a lot of sht actually.

But there was this one time I made an inappropriate gay joke to another student and I almost got a two week suspension for "***ual harrassment."

Thankfully the vice principal took it easy on me and just made me write a letter of apology. She knew the other student was kind of a wimp and his mom was definitely a Karen for that time who really annoyed the sht out of her. And the vice principal was an old woman who was retiring that year, so she was always in a pleasant mood and didn't want to be too hard on the students.

Also this was in 1999. So gay, racist, offensive jokes were said on a daily basis.

If I did that nowadays with this SJW society we live in, I'd probably get expelled. Imagine getting expelled from school for "***ually harassing" another boy. Lmao

[Earl-Hickey]

When I found these wet, **** encrusted underpants in lost property and put them on this kid nobody liked head

Yeah got in a bit of bother for that one.

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kicked out, fighting pretty much every day

still got into university pretty easily though

they call me a warrior poet

[IceTrayDaGang]

i tried to fight my teacher in 5th grade lmao!! i was a dumb kid back then. got mad at my teacher for teasing me in front of the whole class because i didnt do my homework so i stood up and tried to rush him only to get put in a hold until i calmed down lol.

[Beercules]

Nothing bad. Just a couple fights in middle school.



High school I was a stoner so I was pretty calm (high) all the time.



My groups of friends we always went out to lunch even though we didn't have an open campus.


The janitor Timmy would always let us back in and ask us what we have had for lunch cool guy.

[Gamer30168]

I'm gonna win this thread for sure

I got expelled (and arrested) for spending about 6 hours one night smashing almost every window out, flooding the cafeteria, unleashing fire extinguishers in classrooms, and other miscellaneous mayhem against my high school. I did 30k in damage and I'm still paying restitution for that 25 years later.

[VegasMichael]

Cutting class and forgery. Got JUG for it. JUG stands for Judgment Under God. In reality it's just detention.

[IceTrayDaGang]

I got expelled (and arrested) for spending about 6 hours one night smashing almost every window out, flooding the cafeteria, unleashing fire extinguishers in classrooms, and other miscellaneous mayhem against my high school. I did 30k in damage and I'm still paying restitution for that 25 years later.

^^^ dont take this the wrong way but i aint got no respect for people that do this...

[Gamer30168]

^^^ dont take this the wrong way but i aint got no respect for people that do this...

I don't take it the wrong way. That was the dumbest **** I've ever done in my life. I'm still on probation and I'm still paying restitution for that...25 years later. Obviously I'm a convicted felon for it as well. I basically wrecked my whole life before it even had a chance to get started good