Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Night, my love.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Night, my love.

Would you Adam and Steve it, me ****in' roofs leaking again. I'm sleeping on the bleedin' sofa tonight.
The roofer I got in last time did a bastard quick fix job, the ****. He's getting a fist up the arse tomorrow.

[Addition]

Morning slags.

[Oasis_Lad]

Alright me darling?

How good do them slags make beer look on the Stella adverts? Especially when you are desperate for one.

****s!

[Addition]

I'm good man, just watching a bit of Soccer AM, Evander Holyfield has just came out.

I ****ing love Stella, saving some for later on tonight.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'm watching Holyfield meself.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Bursting pipes and leaky a roof. Could life get much worse?

Apparently it could, only six cans of Stella for tonight.

[Oasis_Lad]

It's a pisser, ain't it, babes?

[Southpaw Stinger]

It's a pisser, ain't it, babes?

Life's a *****, Laddie.

Was Holy a laugh on soccer AM?

[Naps]

Life's a *****, Laddie.

Was Holy a laugh on soccer AM?

He was a bit wank to be fair. No charisma at all. They also had a punching machine like the ones you get at the fair. He got out pounched by Danny Dyer. I was apalled.