Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

What would they have done with the rest of him?

[-CANE-]

What would they have done with the rest of him?

I think that depends when he last fed them.

Anyway laddie i'm off to bed now, enjoy the rest of your night and speak to you tomorrow if your about.

[Oasis_Lad]

Sleep well, my beloved pink wafer.

[-CANE-]

Sleep well, my beloved pink wafer.

Sweet dreams petal.

[OldSkool]

Sweet dreams petal.

right lads its past my bedtime coz ive got ridiculous amounts of work to do this weekend .I'll leave you with a ginger joke i heard one night in the boozer. maybe its a bit harsh, me thinks not.

doctor approaches woman just after shes given birth and informs her that he has some good news and some bad news for her, he then proceeds to ask her which she would like to hear first.
"The bad news" she says hoping that provision of the good news will make up for this.
"Unfortunately youve had a ginger baby" proclaims the doctor.
The woman is extremely upset by the news and wonders what could possibly make the pain of having a ginger freak baby go away.
"can i have the good news now" she begs.
"we flushed him down the toilet" replies the doctor


It sounded better when someone told me it lol but its pretty decent anyways i think. good night and god bless or alan bless as the hoff would say???

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Alan bless yer OldSkool.

Sleep well

[Oasis_Lad]

I laughed and now i'm being whipped.

Good night, lover.

[-CANE-]

God this site is so ****ing addictive. I just had to come back and tell you I'm gonna be in for a rough night so I am if the state of the toilet bowl is anything to go by.

Had a curry tonight and it's the 3rd **** I've had in less than two hours.
I would have taken a picture but I'm not gonna give any of you lot nightmares. Anyways enough of this ridiculous post (whiskey makes me more childish than usual) and hopefully I've emptied me bowels for the night.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Happy ****ting Hurricane.

Goodnight

[Oasis_Lad]

Loz@DEM aMERICAN ***G@TS, hOFF.