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    #21421
    Aye, only two classes: Alcohol - the greatest thing on Earth ( Ben Franklin said so ) and: The legendary life and times of Ricky Hatton. About an hours work and the rest of the time you can play footy and smoke behind the bike sheds.

    They'll be flocking to this school. **** Oxford and Cambridge.

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      #21422
      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
      Aye, only two classes: Alcohol - the greatest thing on Earth ( Ben Franklin said so ) and: The legendary life and times of Ricky Hatton. About an hours work and the rest of the time you can play footy and smoke behind the bike sheds.

      They'll be flocking to this school. **** Oxford and Cambridge.
      ...and **** the boat race an all. The only race that matters is the one to the pub after the final bell for the day has rung.

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        #21423
        Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
        ...and **** the boat race an all. The only race that matters is the one to the pub after the final bell for the day has rung.
        I like yer teaching style, me lover.

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          #21424
          Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
          I like yer teaching style, me lover.
          Me curriculum would be the finest in the land southpaw.

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            #21425
            How would you deal with sober slags and Mayweather fans at this school, darling?

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              #21426
              Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
              How would you deal with sober slags and Mayweather fans at this school, darling?
              The cane, detentions, 3000 laps around the whole of bloody England (sod the school field), and then expulsion if they still continued to stick to their sober ways.

              Only way to deal with ****s like that.

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                #21427
                Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
                The cane, detentions, 3000 laps around the whole of bloody England (sod the school field), and then expulsion if they still continued to stick to their sober ways.

                Only way to deal with ****s like that.
                I trust that bear in yer sig will be yer class mascot?

                You will influence the next generation of bum boys. The youngun's don't know how ****ing lucky they are.

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                  #21428
                  Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                  I trust that bear in yer sig will be yer class mascot?

                  You will influence the next generation of bum boys. The youngun's don't know how ****ing lucky they are.
                  All the bum boys will rally behind the bear. I'll call the next generation 'the stella youth'. **** the **** youth, my boys'd kick their ****ing arses.

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                    #21429
                    Damn, that was scrumptious. A cracking curry.

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                      #21430
                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      Damn, that was scrumptious. A cracking curry.
                      Good on yer, babes.

                      I've just got stella to keep me company

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