Limey Lang

[Hector_pickle]

I am a Brit I am an Eagle.

[* FeistyWench *]

You joined yesterday. Of your 19 posts, 6 of them are ridiculous (about your moustache):

Shes look a fine lady. I would definately give her my world famous moustache ride

Oh yes she would be in for a moustache ride

I'd favour my Moustache over any of those young pretenders. I can stash an array of weapons in it such as a gun or perhaps a kitchen knife

Two words = Moustache ride

Does this old man have a moustache?

Lets get it on baby. U wanna Moustache ride

2 refer directly to a member you obviously know:

Badblood seems like a right little bastard. I hope his wife gives him a good spanking for me tonight

I hear you've been a very naughty boy

Seems to me that n00bs don;t usually feel this comfortable so soon.

yes we are quite the gentlemen but we do have our darker side. Like me elegent gentlmen by day Leather bound fetish king by night

Or in piss stained overalls

Cheers Mate

[Hector_pickle]

First and foremost lady. I read the thread about badblood being banned therefor by the end of reading the thread i had some insight into what he had done, hence me saying he had been a naughty boy. Secondly about me being comfortable this is a forum, it is not as if i am joining some kind of cult or club it is a forum where barely anyone has had first person contact with one another so why shouldnt i feel "comfortable". And yes i am obsessed with my moustache and before you do any research no that is not me in my pic as i have yet to upload a pic of me. Good day lady

[* FeistyWench *]

yes, folks, i am THAT bored.

[* FeistyWench *]

There has been many a thread in the lounge from posters asking advice on how to "beat" a urine test.

I saw this and can;t quite believe it's even legal.

[Oasis_Lad]

awright! peeps

[boxstarr]

eh up ***y legs

open em up and ill drink the dregs

(im a rhyming genius it seems)

[Oasis_Lad]

eh up ***y legs

open em up and ill drink the dregs

(im a rhyming genius it seems)

u have the soul of a poet

[boxstarr]

and the body of a gigolo

[Oasis_Lad]

and the body of a gigolo

hung like ras*****
there aint no dis*****'