****, date and marry - video game version

[squealpiggy]

Alright nerds. Which chicks in the world of video games would you want to have casual *** with, which would you want to date and who would you marry?

For me it has to be:

Fuck



Bayonetta. She's pure filth, moves like a stripper, has plenty of freaky gadgets and is pretty much gagging for it the whole game. Bayonetta is a bit full-on for anything more than casual *** but she'd be dynamite in the sack.

Date



Lara Croft. I'd date the young Lara for great and adventurous times. She's hot as well. As a bonus she's completely loaded so she could pay for everything!

The trouble is she has a creepy butler who farts all the time.



So I couldn't marry her...

Marry



Bonnie MacFarlane

Yeah, she's a looker and a cooker and she's never been a hooker. She can look after you and she car wrassle a steer. She already has a ranch, what more do you want?

[Clegg]

****: Harley Quinn from Arkham Asylum. Due to her level of crazy psycho madness, there's a 50% chance she'd be the best **** of all time, and a 50% chance she'd lop your **** off. I'll take my chances.



Date: Hmm, not sure about this. Veronica from Fallout New Vegas, I think. She's a lezza, but if I couldn't get her drunk enough to change her mind then we could work on getting a more impressionable female drunk enough to let us take turns on her. Plus she's a cool, interesting character (no ****).


Marry: the blonde chick from Ninja Gaiden II. Not sure of her name. Boobarella maybe? Not sure if she'd make a good wife or not, but who cares? If she can't cook, I'd just milk her for sustenance.

[Ether]

****: Samara (Mass Effect 2)

When the *** is so amazing and incredibly agonizing that you're gonna die afterward you gotta see what it's like.





Date: Sheva Alomar (Resident Evil 5)

Seriously, finest black woman in a game. Definitely dating material.






Marry: Aeris(Aerith) Gainsborough (FFVII)

Does it get any more faithful?

[squealpiggy]

****: Samara (Mass Effect 2)

When the *** is so amazing and incredibly agonizing that you're gonna die afterward you gotta see what it's like.





Date: Sheva Alomar (Resident Evil 5)

Seriously, finest black woman in a game. Definitely dating material.






Marry: Aeris(Aerith) Gainsborough (FFVII)

Does it get any more faithful?

You say faithful, I say "clingy". If we're going FFVII then I'm after Tefa!

[gatagata]

****:


Kill:

I ****ing hated this bitch in Metal Gear Solid 2

Date:


Marry:

[squealpiggy]

****:


Kill:

I ****ing hated this bitch in Metal Gear Solid 2

Date:


Marry:

Good choices. But I'd be all about killing Princess Toadstool. "Oh gnoes she bin KIDNAPPED!". Really? AGAIN!? By the SAME GUY!? Yeah whatever, she's just sick of getting her pipes fixed by an Italian midget and wants Bowser's big spikey **** up her chunt.

[TRAV1$]

I would destroy her.

[squealpiggy]

I would destroy her.

I did have a bit of a thing for the Big Sisters.

[TRAV1$]

I'd let her use that needle on me while Big Daddy watched
















No ****

[Grand Champ]

this could very well bring my inner nerd forward!! When I read the title at first I thought it was a new japanese game where you could date and **** anime girls....

But to sport the thread I guess...

**** / date


Guess I marry this one




I feel like a basement ****** after making this post... Better not start bullying me