What Did You Go To Prison For?

[b Murphington]

I was arrested for vandalism to a vehicle when I was 12 with my buddies. I regret nothing. It was a lot of fun breaking crap. Car was abandoned anyways I didn’t pay for sh#t. Victimless crime as far as I’m concerned.

Definitely didn’t go to prison, but I went to juvenile court and had to do community service lol.

I was a bad kid. I turned my life around since then.

[Sweet Pea 5O]

You're a pretty funny guy, morph.

You might be the last to get this broomstick.

















Or I might just vandalize your house.

With toilet paper.

[b Murphington]

You're a pretty funny guy, morph.

You might be the last to get this broomstick.

















Or I might just vandalize your house.

With toilet paper.

Lol. We did the toilet paper too! Egging as well.

But the car was serious business. You should’ve seen the number we did on it!

[Sweet Pea 5O]

Lol. We did the toilet paper too! Egging as well.

But the car was serious business. You should’ve seen the number we did on it!

Circumstances can make you a "tough" guy.

And before you know it, your t.p.ing peoples houses, smoking cigarettes, drinking beer, and missing out on Algebra 2 tests.


Goodfellas was made about such adventures.

You'll get there, young Gotti.

[b Murphington]

Circumstances can make you a "tough" guy.

And before you know it, your t.p.ing peoples houses, smoking cigarettes, drinking beer, and missing out on Algebra 2 tests.


Goodfellas was made about such adventures.

You'll get there, young Gotti.

I JACKED OFF in a public park. I made sure no one was around though. It was after midnight.

Now I’m just weird.

[Sweet Pea 5O]

I JACKED OFF in a public park. I made sure no one was around though. It was after midnight.

Now I’m just weird.

it depends what you roughed up your suspect over.

Jerking it in a park?

Sounds like all of New York.

[4truth]

I was 14, arrested for driving without a license. Sadly, there was no jerking off involved, in fact it was a real turn off

[Willy Wanker]

I was arrested for vandalism to a vehicle when I was 12 with my buddies. I regret nothing. It was a lot of fun breaking crap. Car was abandoned anyways I didn’t pay for sh#t. Victimless crime as far as I’m concerned.

Definitely didn’t go to prison, but I went to juvenile court and had to do community service lol.

I was a bad kid. I turned my life around since then.

I always liked you Morph.

But now that I know that you served hard time, my level of respect for you just went through the roof.

[lopetego]

Closest I've been: car accident while driving drunk, after failing to see the stop sign at an intersection

to make it worse, the guy I crashed was some dude working at the police dept staff, and he was with his family

they were coming apparently from a cop party or something, along with other vehicles, they were all cops off duty I think

Before I realized it, I was quickly surrounded by a couple vehicle and a big ass guy dragged me out of the car

I was lucky they didn't beat the **** outta me.

Then I spend like 30 hours in preventive detention, and I had to pay a fine and all the damages

Good thing I wasn't driving fast at all, so nobody got hurt aside from the other car's wheel

****ing alcohol can be so deceptive, you can have an accident even if you're driving at turtle speed

[Shadoww702]

GTA A@B, Felony asaul and b with a weapon..