Mom gets ruler tattoo to measure p e n i s sizes before ***

[i_am_a_champ]

****** hoe once a dudes peckers at full mast and in your hands being measured 99% of dudes would consider that a win already. Hes smashing anyway

[YoungManRumble]

Nasty blonde bimbo. Yuck. Bad dye job at that...

[VegasMichael]

For someone as ***ually active as her I'd need a measuring stick to see what the width of her honeypot is. Looks like she could give birth to a Buick.

[F l i c k e r]

somehow I am not surprised she is a single mom.

[KillaMane26]

Your index finger is three inches. She never needed the tattoo.

Lmaooooooo

[Zaroku]

Her daughter looks so embarrassed in that pic.


That being said I'd smash the mom, even if I only measure up to the 2nd dot.

She is woke??? On Dope???
If any of my 5 sisters dressed like that…

serious beat down

[Babadoux]

Nice! Where do I sign up?

[mromano]

Is there a disclaimer tattooed on her somewhere that says, "must be at least 7''? With that being said, I'd definitely smash.

[mromano]

somehow I am not surprised she is a single mom.

Literally LMFAO. You nailed it. No pun intended.

[Shadoww702]

Literally LMFAO. You nailed it. No pun intended.

Im surprised she only has 1 kid???