[HOLY S**T!] My arse exploded this morning.........Shit everywhere!!!!!!!

[Taaj Manzoor]

It could be something to do with the amount of lager I drank last night or it could be the Chinese I had.

The shit came spraying out like little maltesers and I was sweating profusely. It took half an hour to evacuate my body of the lethal stench balls.



Anyone else had the same experience?

[- v e t -]

*leaves lounge*

[.G.]

[Larry the boss]

damn dude gapped you last night

[Taaj Manzoor]

damn dude gapped you last night

It must have been the chinese chef dude with his large pancake roll and sweet and sour pork balls.

[Amazinger]

It could be something to do with the amount of lager I drank last night or it could be the Chinese I had.

The shit came spraying out like little maltesers and I was sweating profusely. It took half an hour to evacuate my body of the lethal stench balls.



Anyone else had the same experience?

lol Taaj you're a G.O.A.T.

[Trigg]

Are you ****ting through the eye of a needle lad?

[Taaj Manzoor]

Are you ****ting through the eye of a needle lad?

It felt like it at the time, but the chunks were bite size.

[Derranged]

Chinese food is more likely to give you explosive crap than lager is. What kind of lager anyway?

[piojo del norte]

LMAO!!!!

*leaves lounge*