Bloody hell lads!
Had a few Guinness' Friday night in a local boozer, ended up tapping off with this unsavoury wench. Went back to her abode, where we engaged in tongue kissing, she performed oral on me, then full on rough, drunken ***. Got a taxi home, didn't give her my number or ask for hers. Don't know a surname, only her first.
My tallywhacker was tender the next morning, and I noticed a few sc****s on my bellend around the foreskin area, she gave an extra toothy blowie lads. Anyway, I went to work and thought nothing of it. Was only after work I also noticed the area around my japseye bit raised and a purple colour, and red dots on the head of my **** almost like blocked pores.
Since then I've been stressing, self-diagnosing through Google and just expecting the worst. Almost convinced myself I was going to have to live like a leper for the rest of my days.
Two hours ago I went to the ***ual health clinic, where I was fondled by this really attractive 40 something nurse, and I weed in a jar for analysis. She told me she is certain I don't have herpes, dipped some stick in my wazz and said I'm clear of 2 other things, may have been gonnorhea and something else. And my urine will be tested further to check for a few other things.
She seemed unconcerned by the symptoms I reported, even when pointing them out to her. Said I don't have anything that couldn't be caused by a bit of drunken friction. "Thank the Gods", I thought. I will have to go back in 4 weeks for complete peace of mind, or if I'm having any symptoms.
I feel a mixed sense of relief now. I had convinced myself I had picked up all sorts, have even been feeling a bit of discomfort when pissing, but now I'm not sure if I was just imagining it like a placebo effect.
Anyway. I felt like I was waiting to be strung up on the gallows for the past 48 hours. Nurse seems to think I'm in the clear and have nothing to worry about, but I will get my piss test results back in a couple of days to be 100% sure. Also will be returning for a full screening in 4 weeks just for peace of mind. Lesson learnt here fellas, never again! Anyone have any similar stories?
Had a few Guinness' Friday night in a local boozer, ended up tapping off with this unsavoury wench. Went back to her abode, where we engaged in tongue kissing, she performed oral on me, then full on rough, drunken ***. Got a taxi home, didn't give her my number or ask for hers. Don't know a surname, only her first.
My tallywhacker was tender the next morning, and I noticed a few sc****s on my bellend around the foreskin area, she gave an extra toothy blowie lads. Anyway, I went to work and thought nothing of it. Was only after work I also noticed the area around my japseye bit raised and a purple colour, and red dots on the head of my **** almost like blocked pores.
Since then I've been stressing, self-diagnosing through Google and just expecting the worst. Almost convinced myself I was going to have to live like a leper for the rest of my days.
Two hours ago I went to the ***ual health clinic, where I was fondled by this really attractive 40 something nurse, and I weed in a jar for analysis. She told me she is certain I don't have herpes, dipped some stick in my wazz and said I'm clear of 2 other things, may have been gonnorhea and something else. And my urine will be tested further to check for a few other things.
She seemed unconcerned by the symptoms I reported, even when pointing them out to her. Said I don't have anything that couldn't be caused by a bit of drunken friction. "Thank the Gods", I thought. I will have to go back in 4 weeks for complete peace of mind, or if I'm having any symptoms.
I feel a mixed sense of relief now. I had convinced myself I had picked up all sorts, have even been feeling a bit of discomfort when pissing, but now I'm not sure if I was just imagining it like a placebo effect.
Anyway. I felt like I was waiting to be strung up on the gallows for the past 48 hours. Nurse seems to think I'm in the clear and have nothing to worry about, but I will get my piss test results back in a couple of days to be 100% sure. Also will be returning for a full screening in 4 weeks just for peace of mind. Lesson learnt here fellas, never again! Anyone have any similar stories?
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