How do you get laid?

[Anthony342]

And if all else fails, when she's got her back turned, try the old chloroform rag or slip some chloral hydrate or rohypnol in her drink and drag her back to your place, have her way with her, put her clothes back on, get her address from her ID, then throw her in a cab and send her home .

[alexguiness]

Just have plenty of money and spend it on women freely.

It really is that simple.

Woman are turned on by money above anything else, at least when transactional *** is concerned.

[b Murphington]

Look up a local gang **** in your area. That’s how I do it.

[Jsmooth9876]

1. I look as good as I can look, which is about an 8.

2.Flag & Sail cologne......so many times "'love what you have on, what is that?"

3.hit the bars!!!! I must be where women are thinking about it.

4.i am a dancer, and women love me for it. More than a few times...."love the way ya move wanna dance"

5.have plenty of $$$$$$

6.at around midnight it's time to start zeroing in on the best candidate for Miss Tonight, any earlier and something better might walk in.

7.Goes like this....

Wanna dance (after taking her someplace nobody else has)
As I walk her back to her table/a bar stool........can I buy you a drink?

75% of the time, i got this. Yep, about 3 of 4.

OR.....
1. go on tinder, swipe right, say hey you wanna hook up, then you fk..

[Jsmooth9876]

your best bet is to just go to the local Adult video store and find the booth where you can stick your **** through a hole in the wall. You'll find something on the other side I'm sure. It may be a little hairy and smell like sht but you weren't very specific on what you're looking for

[siablo14]

Just have plenty of money and spend it on women freely.

It really is that simple.

Woman are turned on by money above anything else, at least when transactional *** is concerned.

That's to get your foot in the door. If you are good at ***, you can get some freebies after.

[B.UTLER]

$$$ lots of it

[Derranged]

Be a man....

[Derranged]

Take roids and go on Tinder brah...

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I find that if you can hold a conversation without really painting yourself as anything concrete then you’re formless. You could be anything or anyone in their eyes. If she likes what she has seen and you’ve made her laugh, think and wonder then she will consider that you’re possibly a handful of positive things before a handful of negatives.