Ok so you're rich, who is your bodyguard ?

[Zaroku]

Midget mike tyson Khurtsidze & Valuev as his big dumb oafish understudy.

I’d have you, so you could put any threat on ignore and protect me.

Carry on Superman.

Just kidding. At least unlike pb33 you don’t create threads about me while having me on ignore.

I enjoyed reading your post about that crazy pinoy ****** lover, drug addict. Hilarious!

[KING MEAT]

I would hire prime Undertaker and Kane. No one is touching me with the Brothers of Destruction watching my back.

i got APA.

farooq and brad shaw. theyll take beer payments.

kane and taker could turn on you any time. APA are strictly business.

[billeau2]

Does anyone here know what a BodyGuard is?

I love you guys like the extended family of brothers I never had... I was the oldest with two younger sisters and I do not want to sound haughty but do any of you know what a bodyguard is? Obviously not.

No security professional will be your "bodyguard" and why should they? If you could hire the best chef in the world for one meal, would you purchase ground beef from the Safeway bin and ask him to make you a burger?

As one familiar with this topic... A bodyguard is the gut who you pay to take the bullet for you. He puts himself there so it hits him and not you... Security is another matter entirely.

Military is pretty good. I actually had guys in different units, special forces included who trained in martial arts for security purposes. So for security military is a good choice.

As far as spooks? good choice perhaps, but I always felt like they are limited. Most of their end is dealing with going after and getting intelligence on a target.

It is worth noting that real bona fide security at the level of a guard looking at for you is considered the height of skill. The Marines started as a guard unit and today guard... Embassies, etc. I would take a Marine before a seal because the Marines are taught from a tradition that comes out of guarding.

Martial Arts wise, AkiJutsu, the apex of Ju Jutsu skills in combat, comes out of guarding skills. Those guys are not around anymore.

Heres a nice exotic choice that I would consider: the Sikhs. Sikhs are traditionally some of the very best at self protection, protecting another target. They are not called the fighting branch of the Hindus for nothing!

Now: I am not talking about Gatka!!

I am talking about these Arts...someone passed down some real material to this guy: I would take his instructor!

[BrometheusBob.]

Oh that's a tough one.

Larry seems like a guy that wouldn't back down from a fight and would fight to the death before giving up. But he'll also occasionally do something wild like reveal his address online.

IDK what Tua looks like or his attitude when it comes to fighting, but he knows a bit about guns.

So I guess it comes down to what my needs are. If I need someone to push people out of the way to clear a path for me to walk, I take Larry. If someone threatens to come to my house and kill me, I bunker down with Tua.

[BrometheusBob.]

Probably Zaroku because if anyone messed with me he could just talk them up a Z-bomb sequence and they'd run.

Dam your dog got pretty big.

Maybe I just get myself a couple of big dogs and a pistol and call it a day.

[Guest]

Oh that's a tough one.

Larry seems like a guy that wouldn't back down from a fight and would fight to the death before giving up. But he'll also occasionally do something wild like reveal his address online.

IDK what Tua looks like or his attitude when it comes to fighting, but he knows a bit about guns.

So I guess it comes down to what my needs are. If I need someone to push people out of the way to clear a path for me to walk, I take Larry. If someone threatens to come to my house and kill me, I bunker down with Tua.

No, he would give the address to your castle.


Larry to guy who pissed him off : Yo, you got a problem with me.
Let's settle it at Brometheus Bob's castle. 123 Apple Tree Lane.
The code to get into the gate is 39433.
I will meet u in the front of the guesthouse. There's a green box there.
Come and get it!

Meanwhile, Tua neglects to tell Larry he's got landmines buried all over the perimeter of the guesthouse.

[Vodkaholic]

Lol this is the moment she lost the baby , i was mistaken,

Kane got whacked and fell on Lita LOL

Then he kicks the baby to torture lita lmao

[i_am_a_champ]

Then he kicks the baby to torture lita lmao

Lolol what the fack

[jaded]

Dam your dog got pretty big.

Maybe I just get myself a couple of big dogs and a pistol and call it a day.

She still has a couple of more years growing left in her.

[TheReadyTimeBoy]

Zaroku would confuse and disorient them with his Psychotic babbling, Darkseid would talk up all the damage he could do before just tongue punching their azz hole, Finitox dinamita would brag about his house/car/business/weed blowing smoke in their face.