Best way to keep your yard Bug Free?

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

Best way to keep your yard Bug Free as in those flying pests always buzzing around you and biting you?

Whats the best home remedy or product on the market to keep the flies, Bees, pests away from your yard?

Now with the lockdown most of us been spending more time in our yards but these bugs are F'n it up!

[paulf]

whats's up bro! How's quarantine treating you?

One semester in college, worked as a merchandiser for a hardware company in the summer (pesticide) section. I'd go to places all over the state restocking product and setting displays at hardware stores. My partner was this latina woman 15 years older than me that hired me; we'd used to fool around when we worked together at another job (she taught me most of what I know). I was hyped because I thought we would be hooking up on the clock the whole time, but it only happened once the whole semester because she got a boyfriend.

ANYWAY. From doing that I know about some bug products. This is that ish you need:


They got these at Lowes/Home Depot and most Wal-Marts. There are a lot fo different ones but theyre all similar. Kills all the food (like grubs) in the ground that annoying bugs like to eat. It works awesome, I spray it two or three times a year. You hook it up to a garden hose and mist the lawn until the bottle is empty. Keep the yard free of fleas and **** if you got dogs.

If you got bugs getting in, especially ANTS, this is the best stuff there is! Spray it around windows, vents, doorways (inside and out), and in the room inside where there are bugs. My parents paid exterminators for decades to try and stop the ants, never happened. Once I started using this at their house, they disappeared overnight.

If you got flies bad treating the ground wont cut it. Get one of these things and hang it in a tree or on the fence away from your patio (it smells like ****). Kills the **** out of em.

[FinitoxDinamita]

I got synthetic grass in the backyard without no trees. I dont like too much trees and bushes around the property for that reason. It attracts bugs and all kinds of sht and the pool gets dirty fast.

I keep it simple and modern.

[man down]

I don't have bugs but if you want the best looking lawn on the block then buy you a few bags of Milorganite. Pound it on like no tomorrow. Don't worry it won't burn your lawn. Water it in and wait for all the neighbors to ask what the hell happened to your lawn.
Lol, all my neighbors pay for tru green service. That fool doesn't even try and sell me anything haha. My lawn kills all theirs. You gotta try it and let me know what you think.

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

whats's up bro! How's quarantine treating you?

One semester in college, worked as a merchandiser for a hardware company in the summer (pesticide) section. I'd go to places all over the state restocking product and setting displays at hardware stores. My partner was this latina woman 15 years older than me that hired me; we'd used to fool around when we worked together at another job (she taught me most of what I know). I was hyped because I thought we would be hooking up on the clock the whole time, but it only happened once the whole semester because she got a boyfriend.

ANYWAY. From doing that I know about some bug products. This is that ish you need:


They got these at Lowes/Home Depot and most Wal-Marts. There are a lot fo different ones but theyre all similar. Kills all the food (like grubs) in the ground that annoying bugs like to eat. It works awesome, I spray it two or three times a year. You hook it up to a garden hose and mist the lawn until the bottle is empty. Keep the yard free of fleas and **** if you got dogs.

If you got bugs getting in, especially ANTS, this is the best stuff there is! Spray it around windows, vents, doorways (inside and out), and in the room inside where there are bugs. My parents paid exterminators for decades to try and stop the ants, never happened. Once I started using this at their house, they disappeared overnight.

If you got flies bad treating the ground wont cut it. Get one of these things and hang it in a tree or on the fence away from your patio (it smells like ****). Kills the **** out of em.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to paulf again.

Thanks bro yeah my chick wants to do bbq in our small arse LA backyard. LA cribs got the weakest yards unless you like way high up in like Calabasas Kardashian town.

But yeah I was looking to do something to hang and catch all the flying bugs( flies, fleas, mosquitos, bees, etc)

Ill try that hanging thing you suggested.

thats awesome u had that Latina who u used to smash lol. I never mixed work/pu1zzy thats pretty much the one thing my OG's taught me. they was like get all the booty u can on your day off but never chase that at work. its prob the one place I dont ever even think to try to smash lol.

I had this one white brunette girl totally on the D at one
of my old jobs. She would always get in my car and joke about giving me a BJ on our lunch breaks. one time I almost let her but her boyfriend worked at our rival company down the street and would pop up on his lunch breaks lol.

Then like 2 weeks later she didnt hit her sales quotas and the big boss called her in to fire her. She tried to use the I was sick line and so he said fine bring a doctors note and you still have a job she said F that and quit.

If I known she'd quit 2 weeks later maybe I should have just shoved the pipe down her throat as she kept wanting to LOL.

[jsmith_tsu]

Insect frass. Other natural remedies if you interested. PM

[Mammoth]

What keeps ticks away? Hate those bastards.

[Zaroku]

I use diatomaceous earth, it is like walking on broken glass for crawling bugs, and for flying insects, I have this water thingy, put in a special fluid so bugs can’t skim the surface and fly away. Mosquitos dye in bunches.

[Zaroku]

I use diatomaceous earth, it is like walking on broken glass for crawling bugs, and for flying insects, I have this water thingy, put in a special fluid so bugs can�t skim the surface and fly away. Mosquitos dye in bunches.

[TheGR8TESTOAT]

whats's up bro! How's quarantine treating you?

One semester in college, worked as a merchandiser for a hardware company in the summer (pesticide) section. I'd go to places all over the state restocking product and setting displays at hardware stores. My partner was this latina woman 15 years older than me that hired me; we'd used to fool around when we worked together at another job (she taught me most of what I know). I was hyped because I thought we would be hooking up on the clock the whole time, but it only happened once the whole semester because she got a boyfriend.

ANYWAY. From doing that I know about some bug products. This is that ish you need:


They got these at Lowes/Home Depot and most Wal-Marts. There are a lot fo different ones but theyre all similar. Kills all the food (like grubs) in the ground that annoying bugs like to eat. It works awesome, I spray it two or three times a year. You hook it up to a garden hose and mist the lawn until the bottle is empty. Keep the yard free of fleas and **** if you got dogs.

If you got bugs getting in, especially ANTS, this is the best stuff there is! Spray it around windows, vents, doorways (inside and out), and in the room inside where there are bugs. My parents paid exterminators for decades to try and stop the ants, never happened. Once I started using this at their house, they disappeared overnight.

If you got flies bad treating the ground wont cut it. Get one of these things and hang it in a tree or on the fence away from your patio (it smells like ****). Kills the **** out of em.

DAMN bro u aint lying that was the WORST SMELL EVER and u talking a brother from CHIRAQ gutters before Daly cleaned up the city lol.

Smelled like someone vomit and urinated on your nose at the same exact time!