Limey Lang

[El Guapo]

no but i remember my cousin was on a bike going really fast
and he just pulled the brakes and went flying over the handle bars

landed on his chin

ooooooo hhhoooooo.
im aware of that ****a, i got really good brakes and my mate tried em when i just got em, and he was just cruzing, then bam, he went over the bars, but kept a hold on em, thus making him sorta frontflip and graze his bum hole on the front tire....... hahahaha.

[Oasis_Lad]

another time i was on the front of a bike going down the world steepest hill and my cousin was on the back and i started really going for it

little did i know that he had slid off and as i was belting down the hill the back tyre was raping his ass

[El Guapo]

another time i was on the front of a bike going down the world steepest hill and my cousin was on the back and i started really going for it

little did i know that he had slid off and as i was belting down the hill the back tyre was raping his ass

man bikes are fooking death machines lmao, i go crazy on mine, i was flying, i meen flying one day, it was real windy and i was going down wind, i flew around a blind corner and smashed into a blokie on a bike, i high sided over the bike and got the **** kicked outta me by a blokie, funny thing was, i never got injured lmao.

[Oasis_Lad]

man bikes are fooking death machines lmao, i go crazy on mine, i was flying, i meen flying one day, it was real windy and i was going down wind, i flew around a blind corner and smashed into a blokie on a bike, i high sided over the bike and got the **** kicked outta me by a blokie, funny thing was, i never got injured lmao.

luckily i have never had any real injuries on bike either

my uncle has though he had a harley and he came skidding off it
as he was hurtling round a corner

paralysed him down one side of his body

[El Guapo]

luckily i have never had any real injuries on bike either

my uncle has though he had a harley and he came skidding off it
as he was hurtling round a corner

paralysed him down one side of his body

nasty man, i broke my big toe at the most on a bike.


well i got to go cook and sleep.
see ya later!

[Oasis_Lad]

catch you later

i gots to get back to me drinking

[El Guapo]

am back, the sleep didnt quite work out

[Oasis_Lad]

am back, the sleep didnt quite work out

it never does for me anyway!

[El Guapo]

it never does for me anyway!

i see the banana movie hit you hard too lmao.

[Oasis_Lad]

sure did im still trying to recover