Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

You waited until you were 17 to find out that Father Christmas secretly lives in the Carribean! I'm shocked!

well yes. I suppose the real father christmas would be exploitin his elves once he realises that there is more money in the pimping game!

[The Raging Bull]

well yes. I suppose the real father christmas would be exploitin his elves once he realises that there is more money in the pimping game!

Yeh he moved over there after Dwight Yorke invited him to smoke some reefer and he loved it there. Now he pimps his elves and Mrs Christmas to pay for our presents. God bless Santa!

[Southpaw Stinger]

Yeh he moved over there after Glen Johnson invited him to smoke some reefer and he loved it there. Now he pimps his elves and Mrs Christmas to pay for our presents. God bless Santa!

he's a great guy. he didn't mind when we had the gas fire fitted at all.

[The Raging Bull]

he's a great guy. he didn't mind when we had the gas fire fitted at all.

Top bloke! One christmas eve, we had a real log fire burning in our fireplace and Santa was climbing down the chimney as usual. When he got to the bottom, he burnt all his arse and swore like a *****. But when he climbed out of the fireplace, he said "Merry christmas", grabbed a mince pie and was off. Amazing fella, burning all his **** hole and everything and doesn't bat an eye lid.

[The Raging Bull]

Come on guys, post.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

go limey lang

[Oasis_Lad]

hiya fellas !

[Southpaw Stinger]

oh ah oh ah Limeys!

[Oasis_Lad]

how ya been southpaw ?

[Southpaw Stinger]

how ya been southpaw ?

Happier than a man who's woken up next to Angelina Jolie. I'm flyin high.

How you been man? Any ****** goings on I need to know about?