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    #13831
    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
    alas then, we are thankful for each other.

    we give thanks to the gods who gave us such rib tickiling, pleasure giving pipes, born of these british isles.

    i drink this can of stella in rejoice of my bum bother "the hoff" and the gods who blessed me with him.
    ...and i down this vodka in honour of Oasis Lad. The scot whom i love and shall bum until i can bum no more...or in other words until im old and ****in past it and even the bastard viagra dont work no more.

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      #13832
      Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
      ...and i down this vodka in honour of Oasis Lad. The scot whom i love and shall bum until i can bum no more...or in other words until im old and ****in past it and even the bastard viagra dont work no more.
      fear not brother, for our god has blessed us with eternal **** life and forever shall we pump.

      when we are 102, our erections shall still be bigger than exige's total height.

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        #13833
        Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
        our erections shall still be bigger than exige's total height.
        That is not saying much though is it brother bum boy, for exige is only 4 inches tall. Still, we will always be able to pleasure each other and for that we may rejoice and praise the allah fella who is apparently one of them ****** *********s...but still a decent geezer in my books if he allows us to carry on bumming into old age.

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          #13834
          Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
          That is not saying much though is it brother bum boy, for exige is only 4 inches tall. Still, we will always be able to pleasure each other and for that we may rejoice and praise the allah fella who is apparently one of them ****** *********s...but still a decent geezer in my books if he allows us to carry on bumming into old age.
          a decent fella indeed.

          this guy offers 100 hundred ******* just for dying. everyone dies and ******* cost money so this guy has put his hand in his pocket... a lot of times and for this, i salute him.

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            #13835
            Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
            a decent fella indeed.

            this guy offers 100 hundred ******* just for dying. everyone dies and ******* cost money so this guy has put his hand in his pocket... a lot of times and for this, i salute him.
            Aye, hes a good fella is that allah geezer. ******* are ****in hard to come by in these days and times when every bird has had a shag by the age of about 13 or 14.

            God bless the allah fella.

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              #13836
              Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
              Aye, hes a good fella is that allah geezer. ******* are ****in hard to come by in these days and times when every bird has had a shag by the age of about 13 or 14.

              God bless the allah fella.
              god bless indeed *wipes tear away from eye*

              so how much vodka have you got exactly ? * forms plan in head*

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                #13837
                Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                god bless indeed *wipes tear away from eye*

                so how much vodka have you got exactly ? * forms plan in head*
                About half a bottle left and i lost count of how many pints i had at the pub.

                Drunkeness is next to godliness so the bible says.

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                  #13838
                  Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                  About half a bottle left and i lost count of how many pints i had at the pub.

                  Drunkeness is next to godliness so the bible says.
                  that's cleanliness, though it should be Drunkeness.

                  they got that one wrong like 99% of the **** they spouted.

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                    #13839
                    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                    that's cleanliness, though it should be Drunkeness.

                    they got that one wrong like 99% of the **** they spouted.
                    Jesus was a **** wasnt he though. Imagine going a whole lifetime without shagging a bird. Its ****in unthinkable so it si...unless you are matt. Then its par for the course.

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                      #13840
                      Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                      Jesus was a **** wasnt he though. Imagine going a whole lifetime without shagging a bird. Its ****in unthinkable so it si...unless you are matt. Then its par for the course.
                      jesus > matt when it comes to shagging birds.

                      jesus shagged mary magdalene and the truth shall be known to all one day.

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