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    #15041
    hes only been having it off with the local slag, betty the collie. I'm ****ing at my wits end so I am Hoff

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      #15042
      Originally posted by Jimmy The Gent View Post
      hes only been having it off with the local slag, betty the collie. I'm ****ing at my wits end so I am Hoff
      ****in 'ell Jimmy. I know you love him an all but if he's causing you that much heartache maybe you should just **** him off. If you want I could have a word with Welter for you, he had a ***y cat in his avi that he was poking and the beautiful feline might have a friend for you. That'd be nice eh...you, welter and the two ***y purring *****s could go on a double date.

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        #15043
        you get on the phone Hoff me and the catman are at the end of the road, it breaks my heart it does

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          #15044
          Originally posted by Jimmy The Gent View Post
          you get on the phone Hoff me and the catman are at the end of the road, it breaks my heart it does
          It's a ****in shame that is. I thought you and the catman were made for each other, but alas, it wasnt meant to be.

          Maybe counselling would help...but dont worry, I'll still have a word with Welter for you.

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            #15045
            Hello my dear limeys, how is the weekend? Are you getting blasted?

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              #15046
              Originally posted by BrooklynBomber View Post
              Hello my dear limeys, how is the weekend? Are you getting blasted?
              Of course we are, ***y Brooklyn.

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                #15047
                Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                Of course we are, ***y Brooklyn.
                I heard you scored some tail yesterday, how was it?

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                  #15048
                  Originally posted by BrooklynBomber View Post
                  I heard you scored some tail yesterday, how was it?
                  That i did, looking back i cant say she was exactly my type but it had been so long that anything would have done..... you know what i mean ?

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                    #15049
                    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                    That i did, looking back i cant say she was exactly my type but it had been so long that anything would have done..... you know what i mean ?
                    Yup, that happens to me quite often. I been with not-my-types quite a few times. Right now I just abstene(sp?) from all the girls, cause they just dont do it for me. That, ofcourse, does not cover my crush, but damn, it is so hard to get to her.

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                      #15050
                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      That i did, looking back i cant say she was exactly my type
                      That's not what you told me last night.

                      Wait till my father hears about this

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