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    #15341
    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
    Oh! what a glorious day!

    Are you sozzled tonight, my love ?

    I would be able to hold my head high in a scottish pub laddie, proud I am of my drinking tonight.

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      #15342
      Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
      I would be able to hold my head high in a scottish pub laddie, proud I am of my drinking tonight.
      Good man.

      I was actually going to stop drinking for a week or two but Frank Gallagher appeared before me in a vision and told me to stop acting like a complete ****.

      Call yourself a Scotsman ? he said, before he ***** slapped me and said what are you ? a man or Detroit Red ?

      Frank is my guardian angel.

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        #15343
        Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
        Good man.

        I was actually going to stop drinking for a week or two but Frank Gallagher appeared before me in a vision and told me to stop acting like a complete ****.

        Call yourself a Scotsman ? he said, before he ***** slapped me and said what are you ? a man or Detroit Red ?

        Frank is my guardian angel.
        He was right to ***** slap you laddie. A sober week?!? what were you thinking? Be grateful the Hoff wasn't around when you were planning this.

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          #15344
          Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
          He was right to ***** slap you laddie. A sober week?!? what were you thinking? Be grateful the Hoff wasn't around when you were planning this.
          It was my worst moment. I had the clarity of a sober ******....please forgive me, babes.

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            #15345
            Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
            It was my worst moment. I had the clarity of a sober ******....please forgive me, babes.
            as if i could stay mad at you

            where is the super ***y hoff tonight?

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              #15346
              Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
              as if i could stay mad at you

              where is the super ***y hoff tonight?
              He better be eradicating gingers or polishing up on his shagging skills.

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                #15347
                Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                He better be eradicating gingers or polishing up on his shagging skills.

                the hoff needs to polish up on his shagging skills? the man can give ******s to furniture just by sitting on them.

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                  #15348
                  Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                  the hoff needs to polish up on his shagging skills? the man can give ******s to furniture just by sitting on them.
                  *Whispers to Southpaw* Don't tell the Hoff this but the other week in bed..... he couldn't get it up.

                  He said it was the first time it ever happened. "promise" he said and he left with blushed cheeks and a flushed forehead.

                  I said don't go but like a fart in the fog.... he was gone and ran bare arsed into the back of a taxi.

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                    #15349
                    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                    *Whispers to Southpaw* Don't tell the Hoff this but the other week in bed..... he couldn't get it up.

                    He said it was the first time it ever happened. "promise" he said and he left with blushed cheeks and a flushed forehead.

                    I said don't go but like a fart in the fog.... he was gone and ran bare arsed into the back of a taxi.

                    i will guard that information with my life laddie. The guy is progressing in years and he has the burden of constantly taking care of our ***ual needs so a slight lapse in his shagging glory must be overlooked.

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                      #15350
                      Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                      i will guard that information with my life laddie. The guy is progressing in years and he has the burden of constantly taking care of our ***ual needs so a slight lapse in his shagging glory must be overlooked.
                      That he has. He has been like a ***ual god on earth for so long that he has carried the weight of us all on his huge genitalia.

                      Bless you, Hoff and those big balls.

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