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    #15481
    Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
    I'll drink to that

    Never a better toast has there been...
    Me and the Hoff, forever shall we be
    Our big truncheons entwined, we shall set the limeys free
    Banter, bum love and football, for all to see
    The Hoff and his **** complete me

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      #15482
      Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
      Sounds like a good offer. Me and laddie will take those cum saturated bollocks with one sugar please.
      milk or cream pal?? rofl

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        #15483
        Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
        Me and the Hoff, forever shall we be
        Our big truncheons entwined, we shall set the limeys free
        Banter, bum love and football, for all to see
        The Hoff and his **** complete me
        By the allah fella we were blessed
        And now we cuddle in our love nest
        Bantering and downing cans
        And making e-fortunes with astounding scams
        We spread limey love and david seaman
        And yes...our ****s are stronger than He-Man.

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          #15484
          Originally posted by "h@z!" View Post
          milk or cream pal?? rofl
          Make it creamy hats. It'll go down better that way.

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            #15485
            Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
            By the allah fella we were blessed
            And now we cuddle in our love nest
            Bantering and downing cans
            And making e-fortunes with astounding scams
            We spread limey love and david seaman
            And yes...our ****s are stronger than He-Man.



            Allah must be proud of us, that's for sure.

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              #15486
              Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post


              Allah must be proud of us, that's for sure.
              He told saddam that we were his finest creations. Said he'd ****ed up a bit with some of the ****s he put on this earth (naz fan being one his biggest mistakes) but that we were pretty much bastard perfect.

              It's high praise from the allah fella that is.

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                #15487
                Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                Make it creamy hats. It'll go down better that way.
                guessed so..... and the biscuits... rich wee's or chokky dieJIZZZsters?

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                  #15488
                  Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                  He told saddam that we were his finest creations. Said he'd ****ed up a bit with some of the ****s he put on this earth (naz fan being one his biggest mistakes) but that we were pretty much bastard perfect.

                  It's high praise from the allah fella that is.
                  The Allah fella knows the score.

                  Do you know what he makes of his Scottish creations, in general ?

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                    #15489
                    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                    The Allah fella knows the score.

                    Do you know what he makes of his Scottish creations, in general ?
                    a massive 28 million pound funded **** movie on ben nevis..... ft, dr.dre, barry mcguigan, tony blair and the queen......

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                      #15490
                      Till I finalley died, which started the whole world laughing

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