Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

The damn Indian is shut for repairs. I'm gonna have to make a piece and egg now.

[TheHoff!]

You slags are making me hungry.


...for the ****.

[Oasis_Lad]

You slags are making me hungry.


...for the ****.

Everyone needs some ****.

[TheHoff!]

Everyone needs some ****.

You caught me laddie. I might go make a sausage sandwich.

[Oasis_Lad]

You caught me laddie. I might go make a sausage sandwich.

Let's hope Morrisey is doing the same.

I'll be back in a tick, after i make a piece and egg/bacon. Then i'm gonna get stuck into me last 12 cans.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Let's hope Morrisey is doing the same.

I'll be back in a tick, after i make a piece and egg/bacon. Then i'm gonna get stuck into me last 12 cans.

I've got no bleedin food in. all i want is a sausage.

[TheHoff!]

Let's hope Morrisey is doing the same.

I'll be back in a tick, after i make a piece and egg/bacon. Then i'm gonna get stuck into me last 12 cans.

Then I will also take this opportunity to go and make me some munch.

I've got no bleedin food in. all i want is a sausage.

Once again, Bill Gates has got a lot to ****ing answer for. I'd email yer a sausage if i could.

Instead you'll just have to settle for being prodded by my beef bayonet

[Oasis_Lad]

prodded by my beef bayonet

I've had me munch but wouldn't mind a prod from your beef bayonet, Hoff ?

[TheHoff!]

I've had me munch but wouldn't mind a prod from your beef bayonet, Hoff ?

Then so be it. My beef bayonet was just itching to make a lunge at you. I'm gonna let him him off the leash now so prepare yerself.

I'm tired and couldnt be arsed to get up so I still aint had no much laddie. Would yer motivate me please me darling. Tell me how nice yours was and I might just get jealous and decide to get off me lazy arse and make meself something.

[Oasis_Lad]

Then so be it. My beef bayonet was just itching to make a lunge at you. I'm gonna let him him off the leash now so prepare yerself.

I'm tired and couldnt be arsed to get up so I still aint had no much laddie. Would yer motivate me please me darling. Tell me how nice yours was and I might just get jealous and decide to get off me lazy arse and make meself something.

The bacon was ripe and succulent. It's aroma swept through the air, up me nostrils and just dared me to cook it.... so i did. I fried it and saw it rise in the pan. It was reaching out to me and yearned for me to swallow it. It wanted to succumb to mouth.

Next came the eggs. I cracked their shells on the rim of the pan in an ******ic furor. They burst forth their juices and began to sizzle, all the while swaying from side to side and trying to hypnotize me.

Finally they subdued to my manly touch and became hard. They joined the bacon on a love platter and were thoroughly devoured.