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    #17331
    Originally posted by The Glory Days View Post


    Bully vs. The Dosia.

    Who wins?
    Superglue two *****s to the side of the Dosia's head and it's an even fight.

    Bully stabs the Dosia with a dart in the 11th, he punctures his big ass frame and the Dosia begins to deflate and starts sucking in all matter in the universe like the greedy fat Yank black hole that he is.

    So all in all..... we're ****ed if Bully wins and if the Dosia wins - his head becomes even larger and he topples over crushing the universe.

    I say we make sure this fight never happens.

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      #17332
      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
      Superglue two *****s to the side of the Dosia's head and it's an even fight.

      Bully stabs the Dosia with a dart in the 11th, he punctures his big ass frame and the Dosia begins to deflate and starts sucking in all matter in the universe like the greedy fat Yank black hole that he is.

      So all in all..... we're ****ed if Bully wins and if the Dosia wins - his head becomes even larger and he topples over crushing the universe.

      I say we make sure this fight never happens.
      **** me! We best take stock of our options. We could:

      1) Put 2nd to none's head in between em to keep em seperated.
      2) Take one of them out before they ever meet. Either a team of ninja's led by jack or the boxingscene band of fighting pygmies could do the job.
      3) Distract the dosia with our ****s.

      Which option appeals to you laddie?

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        #17333
        Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
        **** me! We best take stock of our options. We could:

        1) Put 2nd to none's head in between em to keep em seperated.
        2) Take one of them out before they ever meet. Either a team of ninja's led by jack or the boxingscene band of fighting pygmies could do the job.
        3) Distract the dosia with our ****s.

        Which option appeals to you laddie?
        Option 3 has a 100% chance of success.

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          #17334
          Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
          Option 3 has a 100% chance of success.
          That's true. Relying on Jack or the pygmies is too risky, and 2nd to none's head would be hard to handle.

          You are a wise man me darling.

          Laddie, I must get some ****ing kip now. I'm that tired I feel like I've just read an essay by forever bled.

          Be well my lover.

          Shag yer later

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            #17335
            Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
            That's true. Relying on Jack or the pygmies is too risky, and 2nd to none's head would be hard to handle.

            You are a wise man me darling.

            Laddie, I must get some ****ing kip now. I'm that tired I feel like I've just read an essay by forever bled.

            Be well my lover.

            Shag yer later
            Tonight was short but sweet, babes.

            Much love.

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              #17336
              Are my loves on tonight?

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                #17337
                Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                Are my loves on tonight?
                I was very arroused to see Khan go down.

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                  #17338
                  Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                  I was very arroused to see Khan go down.
                  As was i. Khan showed great holding technique to survive an onslaught from a man with 8 ko's.

                  Frank Warren must have **** himself - i can see Khan fighting pillow fist fighters for his next 4 or 5 fights again.

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                    #17339
                    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                    As was i. Khan showed great holding technique to survive an onslaught from a man with 8 ko's.

                    Frank Warren must have **** himself - i can see Khan fighting pillow fist fighters for his next 4 or 5 fights again.
                    sadly you are correct. I have said from the start his chin is glass, if Willie can nearly KO him then it must be fragile glass. I have to give him props for coming back though, showed some heart.

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                      #17340
                      Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                      sadly you are correct. I have said from the start his chin is glass, if Willie can nearly KO him then it must be fragile glass. I have to give him props for coming back though, showed some heart.
                      Aye, but against a murderous puncher he won't have a chance to come back.

                      Do you think if Alex Arthur moved up to lightweight and fought Khan... he would put him in a coma? Arthur apparently hits as hard as a super middleweight.

                      Khan Vs superTed - will Khan's chin be able to take a caressing blow from Ted's softly cushioned fists?

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