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    #18821
    Originally posted by The Baker Boy View Post
    How's Oscar laddie? Is he still wooing them bitches and treating em to some good doggie lovin'.
    I have had to keep a close eye on him, darling. I'm positive i have spotted Mr. Welter lurking behind bushes, and I'm afraid he may try to snatch him like he did to poor Maddie.

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      #18822
      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
      I have had to keep a close eye on him, darling. I'm positive i have spotted Mr. Welter lurking behind bushes, and I'm afraid he may try to snatch him like he did to poor Maddie.
      Is Welter developing new fetishes then darling? Not content to be a moggy ******ing, kiddie snatching freckle freak with an untamed lust for bicycles, he's now developed a taste for canines as well.

      Don't let Oscar off the leash laddie, Welter could be hiding anywhere.

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        #18823
        Originally posted by The Baker Boy View Post
        Is Welter developing new fetishes then darling? Not content to be a moggy ******ing, kiddie snatching freckle freak with an untamed lust for bicycles, he's now developed a taste for canines as well.

        Don't let Oscar off the leash laddie, Welter could be hiding anywhere.


        A truly frightening thought.

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          #18824
          Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post


          A truly frightening thought.
          Thank god he's not a tiny pygmy like our Exige, that would give Welter a lot more places to hide in. If he was a wee titch he could squeeze in and hide under almost anything and never be noticed.

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            #18825
            Originally posted by The Baker Boy View Post
            Thank god he's not a tiny pygmy like our Exige, that would give Welter a lot more places to hide in. If he was a wee titch he could squeeze in and hide under almost anything and never be noticed.
            Or super-thin like Jack - he could slide through any crevice.

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              #18826
              Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
              Or super-thin like Jack - he could slide through any crevice.
              Or if he could grow a really long, massive beard to hide behind like our Kaygay does. Fellas would say "Is that Welter over there eyeing up our pets. Oh silly me, no bother, it's only the abominable monster having a bit of a nosey".

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                #18827
                Alrate boys. Just at work... waiting till the time comes for my 3 oclock ****.

                A 3 O'Clock **** is a well timed toilet expedition that is strung out, well after you have done emptying your bowels to ensure an extra break is attained during your day.

                Ok.. im guna go for it now instead - take an extended one.

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                  #18828
                  The people next door have erected a church to Alan. A new green house where I hope to pray one day.

                  Alan Akbar!

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                    #18829
                    noone here tonight?! Im having a couple of cans of stones and some donuts after a hard week at work.

                    Anyone else winding down? Or are well all out tonight down clubs and pubs?

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                      #18830
                      Back on the Khan bus tonight. Wondering if that china jaw will crack against yet another feather fister.

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