Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Aye, Spring-heeled Welter the media dubbed him. He'd lure the kids away from the safety of the parents by laying a trail of smarties, then he'd snatch them and bounce off, cackling madly with an evil glint in his blood-shot eyes.

Remember that advert - 'a finger a fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat' and everyone changed it to 'a finger a **** is just enough to give your kids a treat', well that's what Welter mutters to himself when he's on the prowl.

Wanna know how Welter gets away so fast:



It satisfies two of his cravings at once.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Remember that advert - 'a finger a fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat' and everyone changed it to 'a finger a **** is just enough to give your kids a treat', well that's what Welter mutters to himself when he's on the prowl.

Wanna know how Welter gets away so fast:



It satisfies two of his cravings at once.

Yer never fail to crack me up, darling. I nearly spilled me pint (but that would be a sin, so it would)

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Yer never fail to crack me up, darling. I nearly spilled me pint (but that would be a sin, so it would)

I do me best for yer so I do, but Alan forbid, keep a steady hand on that pint. A drop of stella wasted is truly a sin that cannot be forgiven easily.

[Oasis_Lad]

I've got me crates of Stella in fellas, how about you?

It seems like a lifetime ago that we indulged in some drunken bum boy antics.

Who's up for some banter?

[Southpaw Stinger]

I've got me crates of Stella in fellas, how about you?

It seems like a lifetime ago that we indulged in some drunken bum boy antics.

Who's up for some banter?

I have so much stella in for over christmas, Laddie. But at the rate I'm drinken em' I'll be running out soon. What a pisser!

[Oasis_Lad]

I have so much stella in for over christmas, Laddie. But at the rate I'm drinken em' I'll be running out soon. What a pisser!

Get it down yer, that's what it's there for.

If you have been a good bum boy then Santa will get you a Stella Factory for your Christmas anyway.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Get it down yer, that's what it's there for.

If you have been a good bum boy then Santa will get you a Stella Factory for your Christmas anyway.

I have been a bad boy sometimes, but I didn't hear you complaining

[Oasis_Lad]

I have been a bad boy sometimes, but I didn't hear you complaining

If you miss out on the Stella factory for being a bad bum boy...... was i worth it?

[Southpaw Stinger]

If you miss out on the Stella factory for being a bad bum boy...... was i worth it?

You > Stella - any ****ing day, me lover. Now thats a bleedin' compliment, eh?

[Oasis_Lad]

You > Stella - any ****ing day, me lover. Now thats a bleedin' compliment, eh?

It's the ultimate compliment.

You would make one fine drunken poet, darling.

You > Dylan Thomas.