Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Couldn't get to ****in' sleep last night, fellas. It's been like this for a couple of weeks - i've also felt lethargic and slightly depressed. I think i'm suffering from that seasonal affective disorder malarky.

Meh, I've been suffering from that since 2002. Just snap out of it and get a beer. Works for me, so it does

[Oasis_Lad]

Meh, I've been suffering from that since 2002. Just snap out of it and get a beer. Works for me, so it does

I've been slurping back on god's nectar, babes. And it helps, but this affective disorder is proving to be a tough little bastard that just refuses to say no and drop to the canvas for a ten count.

I'm thinking a Shavers-like hook from big Jack D will lay the **** out.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I've been slurping back on god's nectar, babes. And it helps, but this affective disorder is proving to be a tough little bastard that just refuses to say no and drop to the canvas for a ten count.

I'm thinking a Shavers-like hook from big Jack D will lay the **** out.

I will be ready to catch yer as you fall and throw yer amongst the sheets. With any luck the Hoff will be waiting with open arms.

If that isn't an insentive to tell the disorder to **** off then I don't know what is.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'll knock his ***** ass out, Southpaw. Nothing comes between me and my hoffee.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll knock his ***** ass out, Southpaw. Nothing comes between me and my hoffee.

I should take up this therapy lark, I could put most practitioners in their place.

The stella treatment is by far my most popular exploit.

[Oasis_Lad]

You > Sigmund Freud.

[Southpaw Stinger]

You > Sigmund Freud.

I have always said that, Laddie. People told me it was arrogance but I said it ain't arrogance if you can back it up. I soon put them ****s in their place too, so I did.

[Oasis_Lad]

I have always said that, Laddie. People told me it was arrogance but I said it ain't arrogance if you can back it up. I soon put them ****s in their place too, so I did.

Laid them out for the ten count on the old psychiatrist chair, eh?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Laid them out for the ten count on the old psychiatrist chair, eh?

Thats how it went, Laddie. And real professional like un'all.

[Oasis_Lad]

There was me blathering on about being an insomniac and what do i do? i go and ****in' fall asleep and wake up too late to order curry.

What a ****!