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    #20541
    Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
    Too true Laddie, if Frank sees that he's been called 'Our Lard' on the statue he aint gonna be a happy chappy.
    What a bollocking he'd get off you for that. I can see it now:

    Hoff: "You ****in' saggy fanny flap!!!"

    ****forBrains: "Uh?"

    Hoff: "You illiterate tart!"

    ****forBrains: "eh?"

    Hoff: "Our Lard was supposed to go above the 2nd II Nonce statue, you slag"

    ****forBrains: "Sta-tue?"

    Hoff: "Jesus Mary and **** sucking Joseph!! **** this for a game of Skittles"

    *Walks off to get pissed with Laddie*

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      #20542
      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
      What a bollocking he'd get off you for that. I can see it now:

      Hoff: "You ****in' saggy fanny flap!!!"

      ****forBrains: "Uh?"

      Hoff: "You illiterate tart!"

      ****forBrains: "eh?"

      Hoff: "Our Lard was supposed to go above the 2nd II Nonce statue, you slag"

      ****forBrains: "Sta-tue?"

      Hoff: "Jesus Mary and **** sucking Joseph!! **** this for a game of Skittles"

      *Walks off to get pissed with Laddie*
      That's exactly how it would happen. I'd be fuming so I would, but I guess it would teach me for employing such a ****ing incompetent tart as Mr. Green. I've only meself to blame really.

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        #20543
        Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
        That's exactly how it would happen. I'd be fuming so I would, but I guess it would teach me for employing such a ****ing incompetent tart as Mr. Green. I've only meself to blame really.
        Aye, you'd stroll back to the construction site after 20 pints with laddie, and what do you see? that **** in the same spot twiddling his thumbs.

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          #20544
          Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
          Aye, you'd stroll back to the construction site after 20 pints with laddie, and what do you see? that **** in the same spot twiddling his thumbs.
          Yet when I saw his CV it looked so bloody promising. He had the picture of his wall and the award for 'the best wall builder in stoke 2007'.

          Never fear, I'll do an Alan Sugar on the **** - "You're a useless **** and a disgrace to limeydom. You're fired".

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            #20545
            Andy probably has illiterate hearing as well, and would hear "You're fired" as "You're hired"

            You can't win with the ****.

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              #20546
              Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
              Andy probably has illiterate hearing as well, and would hear "You're fired" as "You're hired"

              You can't win with the ****.
              A kick in the bollocks and a push out the door and he'd soon get the message. The ****.

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                #20547
                Let's hope so.

                *Raises galss to Hoff* Slainte!

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                  #20548
                  Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
                  Fair play to yer southpaw. I'm gonna download the first two episodes and let yer know what I think.
                  Have yer had a wee peep at em' yet, me lover?

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                    #20549
                    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                    Have yer had a wee peep at em' yet, me lover?
                    I saw tonight's episode, Southpaw. Didn't fancy it much, did you?

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                      #20550
                      Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                      Have yer had a wee peep at em' yet, me lover?
                      Not yet. I will do tomorrow probably.

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