Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Come 'ere ya big softie. I'll give you a massage to remember.

Do it to me, babes. Took me over an hour to get to me fridge to get a can of stella. Dark times.

[Oasis_Lad]

First i have to get you wet so you are pliant. I don't use baby oil, instead i use Stella - is this alright with you?

[Southpaw Stinger]

First i have to get you wet so you are pliant. I don't use baby oil, instead i use Stella - is this alright with you?

I bathe in the stuff, me lover. It will not be a problem.

[Oasis_Lad]

Well then, just lie back and let me magic fingers work their....er......magic.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Well then, just lie back and let me magic fingers work their....er......magic.

Be gentle at first, babes. You'll know when to step up the pace

[Oasis_Lad]

I'll be as gentle as can be

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll be as gentle as can be

Scrap that idea, babes. Do yer worst. Be as viscious as yer like.

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I'll be as gentle as can be

Scrap that idea, babes. Do yer worst. Be as viscious as yer like.

If you two mates met in real life, it'd be the most uncomfortable rendez-vous ever.

[Oasis_Lad]

Fancy a massage, Mick?

[BOLLOCKS]

Fancy a massage, Mick?

I fancy brown asian girls.