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    Anyone see that Kerry Katona programme on tele a while back.

    Her husband = grade A arsehole.

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      Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
      Our 'enry was robbed so he was.

      I also got red k off larryx. If you haven't got red k off larry you're a nobody, let's face it.
      We should lay the full force of the limey red stick on his puny arse.

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        I remember Kerry when she was in her late teens, D-Cup, size 8 and a right looking ride.

        How the mighty fall.

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          Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
          Our 'enry was robbed so he was.

          I also got red k off larryx. If you haven't got red k off larry you're a nobody, let's face it.
          Damn it

          Larry, Ram your Red K up my arse!

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            I would **** today's version of Kerry Katona in a heartbeat!

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              Originally posted by Jambo Boy View Post
              We should lay the full force of the limey red stick on his puny arse.
              I already gave him a whack with the full force of me karma stick. I'll have to hit about 50 million people before I can whack him again. Oh how I miss the days of unlimited karma.


              I ****ing hate Kerry Katona with a passion. Have you seen her kid that looks like an alien. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in me sodding life. I once caught a glimpse of the wee ugly baby in an ok magazine that a girl was reading and it almost put me off me dinner.

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                Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                I remember Kerry when she was in her late teens, D-Cup, size 8 and a right looking ride.

                How the mighty fall.
                I still have the Daily Star scan on my PC. She was always mildly ******ed, so I imagine it would've been easy to persuade her to do all sorts of ****ed up **** in the bedroom. If you're into stuff like that, of course.

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                  Originally posted by Chunk View Post
                  I would **** today's version of Kerry Katona in a heartbeat!
                  I'm hoping that the stars are obscuring the word kill, but unfortunately there are four stars instead of three.

                  I fear I could be very disappointed if I ask you what the censored word is.

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                    Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
                    I'm hoping that the stars are obscuring the word kill, but unfortunately there are four stars instead of three.

                    I fear I could be very disappointed if I ask you what the censored word is.
                    F U C K!

                    I'd make that slag bleed!

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                      Originally posted by Chunk View Post
                      F U C K!

                      I'd make that slag bleed!
                      I knew it!

                      You've gone down in me estimation there son. She doesn't even deserve a poking with Smokin's twizzle. The tart.

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