We should lay the full force of the limey red stick on his puny arse.
I already gave him a whack with the full force of me karma stick. I'll have to hit about 50 million people before I can whack him again. Oh how I miss the days of unlimited karma.
I ****ing hate Kerry Katona with a passion. Have you seen her kid that looks like an alien. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in me sodding life. I once caught a glimpse of the wee ugly baby in an ok magazine that a girl was reading and it almost put me off me dinner.
I remember Kerry when she was in her late teens, D-Cup, size 8 and a right looking ride.
How the mighty fall.
I still have the Daily Star scan on my PC. She was always mildly ******ed, so I imagine it would've been easy to persuade her to do all sorts of ****ed up **** in the bedroom. If you're into stuff like that, of course.
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