Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Even super noodles may do the trick, although for true enlightenment tis true, they must seek out the pot noodle. Specifically, the bombay bad boy, for once you have tasted that hunk of noodle goodness you truly find out what kind of a bum boy you are.

Can you take a pot of the ****y goodness like a real man? Or are you one of those tarts who crumbles under the pressure of a bombay bad boy? These are the kind of questions that define a man.


Alan Akbar!

The bombay bad boy? Tis a trial that almighty Alan sent down from his garden to test the guts of his bum boys. Only the very best of his clan finish the bad boy and down it with a can of Stella.

I'm proud to say that I past that test, and am planning on retaking it tomorrow at lunchtime.

[Southpaw Stinger]

"Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them."

[Oasis_Lad]

“If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn’t say Einstein, Newton... I’d go Milligan, Cleese, Everett. Sessions.”

[Oasis_Lad]

“What is the single most important thing for a company? Is it the building? Is it the stock? Is it the turnover? It’s the people, investment in people. My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went ‘Mr. Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?’.
Didn’t happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish!”

[D-MiZe]

I fancy watching some of the Office tonight..

[Southpaw Stinger]

I fancy watching some of the Office tonight..

Good lad!


"People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know. And if there's one other person who's influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it's Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say "that's what I think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper, yes I've enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics."

[Oasis_Lad]

“The thing is though, no-one’s dispensable in my book, because we’re like one big organism, one big animal. The guys upstairs on the phones, they’re like the mouth. The guys down here, the hands.”
“And what part are you?”
“Good question. Probably the humour.”

[TheHoff'sGhost]

The bombay bad boy? Tis a trial that almighty Alan sent down from his garden to test the guts of his bum boys. Only the very best of his clan finish the bad boy and down it with a can of Stella.

I'm proud to say that I past that test, and am planning on retaking it tomorrow at lunchtime.

The bombay bad boy test has done for many a bum boy. They squirm, fidget in their seat, sweat like Welter in a playground, then finally, after trying to force in another mouthful of ****y goodness they admit defeat - "Tis too much for me this ****y noodle malarkey. My palette cannot take any more. For Alan's sake forgive me" they scream as they run out of the room in search of a glass of water.

Those ****s get no respect from me.

[Oasis_Lad]

“When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer’s always the same, to me, they’re not mutually exclusive.”

“I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, boss second. Probably entertainer third.”

Brent talking about Donna:
“Her dad’s not only a copper, but he’s a bloody big bugger isn’t he? So hands off.”
“I’ve got something she could take down in evidence!”
“Oh, don’t worry about this lot.”
“Do you wanna receive some swollen goods?”
“I wouldn’t mind escaping up her tunnel!”
“Get out. Get out, I mean it.”

[Oasis_Lad]

“People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: “you’re not fooling anyone”, they know I’m rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That’s the way- not orthodox, I don’t live by “the rules” you know. And if there’s one other person who’s influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it’s Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say “that’s what I think of your selection policy, yes I’ve hit the odd copper, yes I’ve enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I’m walking to John O’Groats for some spastics.”.”