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    [LMAO!] UFC fighter just pooped in the cage



    Tags: cage, fighter, pooped
    #2
    Lovely jubbly!

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      #3
      Dana white better give that dude who cleaned up a bonus

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        #4
        LMFAO. I didn't even catch that watching the fight. And they didn't even hint at it during the fight that I recall.

        They need to put astronaut poop & pee bags on everyone or something. This could go wayyyyyyyyyyy south one day if someone sh^t their Reebok shorts in a bad way on a UFC on Fox show.

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          #5
          Probably had Mexican food just before the fight. Either that or a spinach omelette (had a co-worker get got by that during a business trip).

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            #6
            Do fighters use laxatives to make weight?

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              #7
              Not sure. I've heard of it in boxing sometimes, most recently Chavez Jr. using one and testing positive for it, causing a no contest, but not in MMA. I'm sure a few MMA fighters do it too.

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                #8
                Originally posted by revelated View Post
                Probably had Mexican food just before the fight. Either that or a spinach omelette (had a co-worker get got by that during a business trip).
                Idk what her eating habits are, but as a guy who's gone vegan for months at time on numerous occasions I can say turtle heads sneak up on you a whole lot quicker than when you are consuming meat products. So I can definitely understand how this could easily happen if you got a stronger veggie diet.

                Need an anti-effects of fiber pill to take pre-fight or something cuz this has the potential to end badly if someone has an aggressive "movement" on some big show.

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                  #9
                  That's a hell of a defense. Could be an effective submission hold as well. I heard some NFL linemen do that on purpose for some kind of edge.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Anthony342 View Post
                    That's a hell of a defense. Could be an effective submission hold as well. I heard some NFL linemen do that on purpose for some kind of edge.
                    There's supposedly a rule the UFC is trying to get on the books that says if a fighter sh^ts themselves they lose.

                    I'm rooting for that becoming a rule just to see how Buffer announces that & what it looks like on fighters records.

                    "Felice Herrig wins by DQ due to defecation"

                    *other fighter walks from the ring looking ashamed & embarrassed as her twitter feed goes nuts with poop jokes*

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