The dumbest thing you ever done while drunk

[Sctrojan]

Too many to list but I'd have to say side swiping two parked cars then slamming into a block wall after a night out at a tiddy bar when I turned 21. The worst was while handcuffed at the station,****ing cops didn't allow me to use the bathroom so they pretty much gave me no choice but to piss myself in front of them.

Then to top that off when I got released at 6am,I tried calling every single one of my homeboys to come pick me up but they were all passed out drunk. So who's the one person you know that would do anything for you?? Yea your moms,had to call her to come pick my ass up. Worst car ride of my life to say the least.

[Marchegiano]

I don't have cool got drunk stories....I get tired, go home, go to sleep. If I'm lucky I'm not alone.

I'm not sure the middle of nowhere is a great place for those kinds of stories to happen in.

[Madison Boxing]

got banned from the forum

[Sweet Pea 5O]

I don't have cool got drunk stories....I get tired, go home, go to sleep. If I'm lucky I'm not alone.

I'm not sure the middle of nowhere is a great place for those kinds of stories to happen in.

Where in the "general" world are you at?

No three letter agency.

[Marchegiano]

Where in the "general" world are you at?

No three letter agency.

This isn't me, Youtube just happened to recommend it to me this morning. I thought it was funny, goofy as ****, but this footage is from a park I take my kids to.

[Sweet Pea 5O]

This isn't me, Youtube just happened to recommend it to me this morning. I thought it was funny, goofy as ****, but this footage is from a park I take my kids to.

Gotcha.

Only been out to a couple of spots out there.

Buddy of mine took his Civic out to there years ago.

Some fast shit out that way.

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Too many to list but I'd have to say side swiping two parked cars then slamming into a block wall after a night out at a tiddy bar when I turned 21. The worst was while handcuffed at the station,****ing cops didn't allow me to use the bathroom so they pretty much gave me no choice but to piss myself in front of them.

Then to top that off when I got released at 6am,I tried calling every single one of my homeboys to come pick me up but they were all passed out drunk. So who's the one person you know that would do anything for you?? Yea your moms,had to call her to come pick my ass up. Worst car ride of my life to say the least.

Speaking of moms, I took my moms van out for a joy ride one night. Rolled it into a swamp and the two girls I picked up were hysterical and trying to get me drowned as I was trying to think how to get out. Thing was filling up with water and it was a race against time.

My mom had me return to the scene a few hours later with some Frenchman to retrieve all the beer bottles out of the van before the police had a look at the accident. Wouldn’t have looked good.

[YoungManRumble]

Other than fscking ugly bitches... When I was like 21 I was so drunk out of my mind and distraught over this woman I punched a stop sign until my hands were all busted up, and my fingers were big useless swollen sausages. That would probably be #2. #1 being my famous suicide by cop attempt after a slow-speed pursuit through town and somehow not getting a DUI after projectile vomiting in the interrogation room. It's both the ******est and luckiest time of my life probably.

[F l i c k e r]

damn near blacked out on the street in a foreign country...

near the red light district.

then fall asleep in the shower of my hotel room...

needless to say, I had to pay for room damages when I left.

My drunk expos likely aren't as bad or anywhere near other people in here

[KillaMane26]

I was drinking alone with 4 chicks, my they wouldn't let me drive back home so one drove me to home.

I was so drunk I gave the wrong directions to my own house and we ended up on the other side of town.

They cursed me tf out. Lol