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    Some bald prick's just walked passed me window and started attacking a group of Asian men - completely unprovoked and started bawling horrendous racism at them.

    Tattoo's, and a BNP voter by the looks of em'

    What a ****.

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      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
      Some bald prick's just walked passed me window and started attacking a group of Asian men - completely unprovoked and started bawling horrendous racism at them.

      Tattoo's, and a BNP voter by the looks of em'

      What a ****.
      Go and sort em out laddie. You scots are dangerous fellows, so you are.

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        Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
        Go and sort em out laddie. You scots are dangerous fellows, so you are.
        I opened me window and told him to **** off, as did a few others, but it's still got me seething. I hate ****ing racists like that ****.

        I should have grabbed a fork from me kitchen drawer, ran down and stabbed him right between the eyes.

        What a **** he was.

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          Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
          I opened me window and told him to **** off, as did a few others, but it's still got me seething. I hate ****ing racists like that ****.

          I should have grabbed a fork from me kitchen drawer, ran down and stabbed him right between the eyes.

          What a **** he was.
          you should have just given him the "Stinger" Stare. Works a treat for me. Eyes can say what words can not, so they can.

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            Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
            you should have just given him the "Stinger" Stare. Works a treat for me. Eyes can say what words can not, so they can.
            I'm too inebriated to give any sort of stare. Me eyes would just wander to the side making me look anything but imposing.

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              Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
              you should have just given him the "Stinger" Stare. Works a treat for me. Eyes can say what words can not, so they can.
              Forks between the eyes can say it better though southpaw.

              Addison just said that Winky looks soft, but what does our ***y Addy know eh?

              I've just had a lovely ham, cheese and pickle sandwich. I might treat meself and have another one.

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                Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                Forks between the eyes can say it better though southpaw.

                Addison just said that Winky looks soft, but what does our ***y Addy know eh?

                I've just had a lovely ham, cheese and pickle sandwich. I might treat meself and have another one.

                Only someone who has never suffered the Stinger stare would ever say that, me darlin.
                A prod from yer beef bayonet is just as effective whilst we are on the subject.

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                  How's your alcohol intake, Southpaw?

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                    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                    Only someone who has never suffered the Stinger stare would ever say that, me darlin.
                    A prod from yer beef bayonet is just as effective whilst we are on the subject.
                    Yer right babes. If ever a **** was forced to endure a stinger stare and a prodding from me beef bayonet at the same time then surely they'd never recover.

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                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      How's your alcohol intake, Southpaw?
                      Hasn't been me usual ship's hull full tonight, Laddie. I'm disapointed, so i am.

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