Limey Lang

[TheHoff!]

I'm terrified of flying, darling. So you and Southpaw will have to slip something in me glass of milk - subduing me - then dragging me onto Raging's ***y jumbo.

Will do me lover. We'll get you up in the air, even if we have to entice you onto Raging's ***y jumbo by hypnotising yer with our trousersnakes then getting you to follow a trail of David Seaman.

[Oasis_Lad]

Will do me lover. We'll get you up in the air, even if we have to entice you onto Raging's ***y jumbo by hypnotising yer with our trousersnakes then getting you to follow a trail of David Seaman.

both will work but option B sounds a damn lot more fun.

[TheHoff!]

both will work but option B sounds a damn lot more fun.

Option B it is then darling.

Laddie, I was doing this training course today and there was this old slag of a chinese woman who kept on asking ****** questions and making the whole thing last much longer than it bastard should of done. I felt like standing up and shouting "Wan, come and take yel ****ing mothel home, the srag!"

[Oasis_Lad]

Option B it is then darling.

Laddie, I was doing this training course today and there was this old slag of a chinese woman who kept on asking ****** questions and making the whole thing last much longer than it bastard should of done. I felt like standing up and shouting "Wan, come and take yel ****ing mothel home, the srag!"

If only he wasn't ****** up fol lape, eh? He courd have came and took the ord srag away.

[Southpaw Stinger]

flee wan lon! viva la Wan

[Dye]

If only he wasn't ****** up fol lape, eh? He courd have came and took the ord srag away.

Do you leckon he's getting a hald time in plison raddie? He aint the biggest of chaps so maybe he's suffeling a wee bit of burrying. I hope he's saving his alse fol us.

[TheHoff!]

****! I didn't mean to post with that account. What a mistake to make eh. All I was doing was checking when Dye's interest was due so I could make some ***y points.

Viva la revolucion! Free Wan!

Alan Akbar!

[Southpaw Stinger]

****! I didn't mean to post with that account. What a mistake to make eh. All I was doing was checking when Dye's interest was due so I could make some ***y points.

Viva la revolucion! Free Wan!

Alan Akbar!

I wish I had Alan watching over me last night when I tucked into me pot noodle. Bleedin scandelous, so it was!

[Oasis_Lad]

Could this be Wan's mum?

[TheHoff!]

I wish I had Alan watching over me last night when I tucked into me pot noodle. Bleedin scandelous, so it was!

Or even Big Dave out of the advert. No doubt Dave wouldn't have been effective as Alan though. I mean who's better than God eh? Frank Gallagher...maybe so, but it's a close one.