Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll give your Big Ben more than a ring..... i'll give him a ring, followed by a buzz and ending with some chap.

Let the new year in with a ****, Laddie. Thats the way I like it.

[Oasis_Lad]

Happy new year, slags.

Any of you fellas nursing hangovers?

Lightweights!

[Southpaw Stinger]

No hangover, Laddie. Just wanting more drink..

[Oasis_Lad]

No hangover, Laddie. Just wanting more drink..

I've already had me 1st-of-the-day takeaway - A special fried rice and a portion of barbecued ribs, and now i'm getting stuck into me beers.

A few hours from now and a 2nd crate followed by a pizza is the plan.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I've already had me 1st-of-the-day takeaway - A special fried rice and a portion of barbecued ribs, and now i'm getting stuck into me beers.

A few hours from now and a 2nd crate followed by a pizza is the plan.

Just a regular night in for a glasgow fella eh?

[Oasis_Lad]

Just a regular night in for a glasgow fella eh?

Aye, i'd go out and chib someone but i can't be arsed.

[oovavu]

I've already had me 1st-of-the-day takeaway - A special fried rice and a portion of barbecued ribs, and now i'm getting stuck into me beers.

A few hours from now and a 2nd crate followed by a pizza is the plan.

is it dry or wet special fried rice? I can't abide the wet variety.

[Oasis_Lad]

is it dry or wet special fried rice? I can't abide the wet variety.

I asked them to drown the **** in sauce, and i got my wish.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Laddie, Michelle Pfeiffer or Jennifer Tilly - who's the hotter milf darling?

[Oasis_Lad]

Laddie, Michelle Pfeiffer or Jennifer Tilly - who's the hotter milf darling?

Tilly all the way.