Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

It's a pisser.

When we hold fights in Britain you'd expect the Yanks to return the favour so to speak by having to stay up all night, but the ****s get to watch Haye-Maccarinelli in the ****in' evening, round the barbecue, when the sun is still shining and negrons are being hung from trees.

They should fit their lives around our ****in' schedule. Not the other way around.

Yes siree, can you imagine the ****s if they had to stay up all night though. Instead of "those brit f.ags need to cum ova heer to proov demselves" it'd be "those brit f.ags need to cum ova heer so I can get sum damn sleep yo. Dem green teef bitches be fiteing at stoopid times".

[Oasis_Lad]

I can imagine them and it's not a pretty sight; sweating and stuffing doughnuts into their mouths in the war room, thinking of ways to massacre thousands of innocent people just to help their **** economy.

All because the boxing is showin at night time. The same colour as the Nigs.

****s.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I can imagine them and it's not a pretty sight; sweating and stuffing doughnuts into their mouths in the war room, thinking of ways to massacre thousands of innocent people just to help their **** economy.

All because the boxing is showin at night time. The same colour as the Nigs.

****s.

Here's how the yanks will take it laddie:

Yo, dose limeys, U fink we should nuke em as well?

Why dude, that blair whos dere Tryminister is like totally nice to us

Dey make us watch da boxing at stoopid times. Dat **** dont fly with me

dey got any oil?

Dont fink so, but dem green teefs got weapons of ************...I mean mass destruction, my bad

Hell yeah, den it's on. *High five*. Only we should have weapons of ************. Dem green teefs are getting wiped off the map.

Totally dude. In fact lets nuke every ****ry in europe, apart from australia, I like dem australians.

Ill eat a donut to that.

Too late. I just ate yours.

U greedy bastard. Dat was my special 100th donut of the day. I was saving it yo. u best go hide now, I'ma pop a cap in yo ass for dat...

*Pulls out gun*

Things could get messy laddie.

[Oasis_Lad]

Here's how the yanks will take it laddie:


















Things could get messy laddie.

Gawd bless America, eh.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Gawd bless America, eh.

That Christian God fella might bless em, but our Alan would spit in their eye as soon as look at em.

[Oasis_Lad]

That Christian God fella might bless em, but our Alan would spit in their eye as soon as look at em.

Tis why we worship at the feet of Almighty Alan.

ALAN AKBAR!

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Tis why we worship at the feet of Almighty Alan.

ALAN AKBAR!

We're on the path to enlightenment so we are laddie. Granted, Frank is further along the path than us, but we're getting there.

[Oasis_Lad]

We're on the path to enlightenment so we are laddie. Granted, Frank is further along the path than us, but we're getting there.

We're hanging from his greasy locks as he hurtles forward into martyrdom.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

We're hanging from his greasy locks as he hurtles forward into martyrdom.

The nits aren't that good at the old art of conversation are they laddie? I tried to have a chin wag with the ****s to pass the time while I was hanging from Franks locks but they just weren't interested. I'm glad I've got you for company in his barnet so I am.

[Duggie]

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