Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I met the lord mayor of Brum tonight fellas, the **** was as bald as Welter, and his wife was going bald an all. Alan help their children, with the genes they are gonna inherit. The lifestyle flashy lot would have been proud of him though, the **** was wearing some bling so he was.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I met the lord mayor of Brum tonight fellas, the **** was as bald as Welter, and his wife was going bald an all. Alan help their children, with the genes they are gonna inherit. The lifestyle flashy lot would have been proud of him though, the **** was wearing some bling so he was.

Did you introduce him to yer trousersnake, me lover?

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Did you introduce him to yer trousersnake, me lover?

Aye, me trousersnake thinks he's a mason, as his handshake was a bit peculiar.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, me trousersnake thinks he's a mason, as his handshake was a bit peculiar.

I'll drink to that

[DURAN_IS_GOD]

where did you meet this man hoff? i didn't have you down as a socialite, mingling with the upper class toffs

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I'll drink to that

Are you watching Shameless me dear? It's shizer these days aint it, although I chuckled at the chatsworth pounder.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

where did you meet this man hoff? i didn't have you down as a socialite, mingling with the upper class toffs

Me dad's got a photo exhibition in the symphony hall and the lord mayor came to the launch tonight and made a wee speech. Bald bastard that he is.

[DURAN_IS_GOD]

Me dad's got a photo exhibition in the symphony hall and the lord mayor came to the launch tonight and made a wee speech. Bald bastard that he is.

i fooking new your dad was lord lichfield all along!!

nah joking, fair play to your old man mate. I dont like having a bald degenerate running my city.... what next? fooking obese grub scoffers thats what

[TheHoff'sGhost]

i fooking new your dad was lord lichfield all along!!

nah joking, fair play to your old man mate. I dont like having a bald degenerate running my city.... what next? fooking obese grub scoffers thats what

A fat yank running our city? Never!

You should have seen his wife though Duran, she was almost as ****ing bald as him. I saw her from the back first and thought she was the lord mayor cause she was wearing a big **** off chain an all and looked like a bald geezer from the back, but then she turned around and I realised it was a bird and must be his missus.

Bald ****s. I made the most of the free wine and nibbles though

[Southpaw Stinger]

Are you watching Shameless me dear? It's shizer these days aint it, although I chuckled at the chatsworth pounder.

I've given up with it, darling. I like to remember the good ol' days so I do. Yer gonna stay loyal in hope of it returning to its former glory?