Limey Lang

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I always find they the chinese ****s give you way too much, but lately when I've had a ch.inky I've scoffed the lot. Me appetite is massive these days. The other day I had a curry, the plate was bleeding piled high so it was, and I gobbled down the lot then had to make a couple of sarnies after as I was still hungry. I'm gonna turn into a fat bastard so I am.

What you celebrating?

We decided 2 weeks ago to try for another baby, her period was due yesterday and she's already pregnant according to 2 tests. Not gonna get to ahead of ourselves as its really early days but its great news.

If it's any consolation then I'm turning into a fat bastard as well. Well fatter than what I was this time last year. I was too skinny due to too much drugs but I don't do anything anymore and have put on 4 stone but I need to stop before I end up a slob.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

We decided 2 weeks ago to try for another baby, her period was due yesterday and she's already pregnant according to 2 tests. Not gonna get to ahead of ourselves as its really early days but its great news.

If it's any consolation then I'm turning into a fat bastard as well. Well fatter than what I was this time last year. I was too skinny due to too much drugs but I don't do anything anymore and have put on 4 stone but I need to stop before I end up a slob.

You put on 4 stones?!? Bleeding hell you're putting some of our resident fat yanks to shame with that confession. I bet 2nd to nonce is jealous.

Congratulations Hurricane btw. All the best son.

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You put on 4 stones?!? Bleeding hell you're putting some of our resident fat yanks to shame with that confession. I bet 2nd to nonce is jealous.

Congratulations Hurricane btw. All the best son.

Cheers but I bet I still weigh less than you, I was way to skinny because of the abuse. I'll find a picture of me and the missus and put it up as my avatar although I will get severly pwned with this pic.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Cheers but I bet I still weigh less than you, I was way to skinny because of the abuse. I'll find a picture of me and the missus and put it up as my avatar although I will get severly pwned with this pic.

Good man, and don't worry. I'll lend you the Dogs of Pwn. You can put em on guard duty to ward off potential pwners.

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Good man, and don't worry. I'll lend you the Dogs of Pwn. You can put em on guard duty to ward off potential pwners.

How much you weigh Hoff?

[TheHoff'sGhost]

How much you weigh Hoff?

Not that much actually. I've always been naturally thin and when I put weight on it just all goes on me stomach and nowhere else. I weigh about 11 and a half stones at the moment.

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Not that much actually. I've always been naturally thin and when I put weight on it just all goes on me stomach and nowhere else. I weigh about 11 and a half stones at the moment.

Last time I weighed myself I was 11 stone 13lbs.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Last time I weighed myself I was 11 stone 13lbs.

How tall are you?

[DURAN_IS_GOD]

cong**** hurricane mate, however are you sure the baby aint mine??!! just kidding squire, all the best

lads im 6ft 5 and 15 stone, the dogs of pwn cant touch me, remember that!!

[TheHoff'sGhost]

cong**** hurricane mate, however are you sure the baby aint mine??!! just kidding squire, all the best

lads im 6ft 5 and 15 stone, the dogs of pwn cant touch me, remember that!!

****ing lanky bastard. The Dogs of Pwn will have to have a good nibble at yer ankles.