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    #20991
    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
    You'll never see McCririck in a nice clean pair of tighty whiteys, that's for sure.
    I'll say one thing for the fat ****, he's got the Booby trained well. He's an inspiration to a lot of fellas is McCririck.

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      #20992
      Aye, "Booby, get the tea on. Booby, make the dinner. Booby, wipe my feckin' arse, ya slag"

      John's a man to be revered. Plus he could pwn Tuggers when it comes to the tips, and that's saying something.

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        #20993
        Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
        Aye, "Booby, get the tea on. Booby, make the dinner. Booby, wipe my feckin' arse, ya slag"

        John's a man to be revered. Plus he could pwn Tuggers when it comes to the tips, and that's saying something.
        Indeed, our Super Tuggers could learn a thing or two off John. Did you see him on wife swap? lying in bed drinking champers and giving that tart Edwina Curry a piece of his mind. What a man eh...

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          #20994
          Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
          Indeed, our Super Tuggers could learn a thing or two off John. Did you see him on wife swap? lying in bed drinking champers and giving that tart Edwina Curry a piece of his mind. What a man eh...
          Aye, even when he got his breakfast launched in his face he kept his cool.

          I bet he slapped curry about, but they're keeping the footage for the DVDs as extras.

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            #20995
            Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
            Aye, even when he got his breakfast launched in his face he kept his cool.

            I bet he slapped curry about, but they're keeping the footage for the DVDs as extras.
            I bet he got right up in her face and drowned the slag in saliva as he bellowed at her, then gave her a good kick in the **** and ****ed her back off to the kitchen to get him another breakfast, but it was all edited out.

            That's the way to do it.

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              #20996
              The only thing he's got going against him is that he's a Newcastle fan.

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                #20997
                Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                The only thing he's got going against him is that he's a Newcastle fan.
                It's a hard thing to forgive aint it, but I'm willing to overlook it.

                King Kev the messiah, how long do you give him laddie?

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                  #20998
                  Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
                  It's a hard thing to forgive aint it, but I'm willing to overlook it.

                  King Kev the messiah, how long do you give him laddie?
                  Not long, infact, his reign will be shorter than Smokin's twizzler.

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                    #20999
                    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                    Not long, infact, his reign will be shorter than Smokin's twizzler.
                    Bleeding 'eck, he's had it then. I'd like to at least see him have a rant or two before he goes.

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                      #21000
                      His ranting days are over now, darling. He's just a beaten old man now.

                      WTF were the Newcastle board thinking digging his old corpse up? He wasn't going to turn pwnings into cleansheets or feed the 5000 depressed fans with those arthritic fingers, that's for sure.

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