Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

That they don't.

We won't need whipped though, as our own LARGE trousersnakes will come up behind our own backs and whip us onto glory.

Forward to the promised land where Smokin has a reasonable sized twizzle and fountains of stella pour forth for us every time we whisper the name 'frank', our trousersnakes will propel us onwards to that mighty land of dreams. It is our fate to reach that glorious destination.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'd fight to the death to make it reality, Hoff.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I'd fight to the death to make it reality, Hoff.

Till I breathe me last, I'll fight with you, side by side, karma stick in hand and ready to beat back any ****s that try to set back our struggle to reach the promised land. Like warriors of old, we'll be battle scarred veterans swinging our kama sticks round with skill, to decapitate noobs, regulars and mods alike.


Alan Akbar!

[Southpaw Stinger]

Theres some ****ing alarm going off on me street and it's getting on me **** fellas. Suggestions?

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Theres some ****ing alarm going off on me street and it's getting on me **** fellas. Suggestions?

Smash it to smithereens and do the same to any **** who questions you southpaw.

I'm off to bed fellas. Like King Kev, I need to get some kip.

Shag yer later

[Southpaw Stinger]

Smash it to smithereens and do the same to any **** who questions you southpaw.

I'm off to bed fellas. Like King Kev, I need to get some kip.

Shag yer later

I'll join yer in a minute, babes


Something I need to take care of first, electronical ****s!

[Oasis_Lad]

Hey, Hoffsky....

How it do my lover?

[Flab]

Smash it to smithereens and do the same to any **** who questions you southpaw.

I'm off to bed fellas. Like King Kev, I need to get some kip.

Shag yer later

Wha da hell does this mean ya jammy ****! ye better not be insulting me king like! I'll ****ing spear ya with me giant trouser snake!

[Oasis_Lad]

King Kev's head will be on the guillotine soon.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Hey, Hoffsky....

How it do my lover?

All is well in Hoff town me dear. I've just had sausages and eggs on toast and I'm gonna pop to the gym in a bit.

Are you and Oscar well?

Wha da hell does this mean ya jammy ****! ye better not be insulting me king like! I'll ****ing spear ya with me giant trouser snake!

Check the last page (or maybe the page before that), I explained why king kev needs his sleep. You geordie ****s should never have woke him up.