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    #21221
    I'd let you jab at me brown eye, Mickey.

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      #21222
      Yer know Hoff, now I've been attending the gym again for the first time in a while I'm beginning to think them Welsh ****s were right. I could do with doing some running and cutting down on the curry's or I'll be having a connery and collapsing on the gym floor. And I don't think yer can get Stella in them NHS hospital wards.
      The cheap slags.

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        #21223
        I love me high cholesterol so i do.

        Give me plenty of greasy fry-ups and plenty of lager.

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          #21224
          Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
          I love me high cholesterol so i do.

          Give me plenty of greasy fry-ups and plenty of lager.
          Can yer beat a curry washed down by a Stella, babes?

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            #21225
            That you can not.

            I could eat curries and drink lager forever.

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              #21226
              Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
              Yer know Hoff, now I've been attending the gym again for the first time in a while I'm beginning to think them Welsh ****s were right. I could do with doing some running and cutting down on the curry's or I'll be having a connery and collapsing on the gym floor. And I don't think yer can get Stella in them NHS hospital wards.
              The cheap slags.
              The ****s give you tea and coffee. Tea and ****ing coffee!!!! I ask yer, who wants bleeding tea and coffee when yer a bit unwell. ****ing stella on tap is what yer need to get you up and about again.

              Get running southpaw and tell me how yer get on. These days I'm doing half an hour on the treadmill and it kills me.

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                #21227
                Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
                The ****s give you tea and coffee. Tea and ****ing coffee!!!! I ask yer, who wants bleeding tea and coffee when yer a bit unwell. ****ing stella on tap is what yer need to get you up and about again.

                Get running southpaw and tell me how yer get on. These days I'm doing half an hour on the treadmill and it kills me.
                Bleedin eck, me darling. Yer'd put me to shame in me current state.

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                  #21228
                  Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                  Bleedin eck, me darling. Yer'd put me to shame in me current state.
                  I don't go fast though. Only 6 miles an hour, so I do 3 in me half hour.

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                    #21229
                    I wouldn't last a minute on a treadmill. I've always been an unfit bastard.

                    When i was in me early teens, me mates would all scarper from the coppers, but I'd just allow meself to get arrested so i could go a for a nice kip in the cells.

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                      #21230
                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      I wouldn't last a minute on a treadmill. I've always been an unfit bastard.

                      When i was in me early teens, me mates would all scarper from the coppers, but I'd just allow meself to get arrested so i could go a for a nice kip in the cells.
                      Alan bless yer laddie. Frank would approve.

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