Limey Lang

[Patty Tanager]

Clegg, the two of us need look no more
NSB is what we were looking for
Lots of noobs to pwn and own
Sad lonely ******* all alone
And, you, my Clegg will see
(You'll pwn them easy)

Clegg, you're always pwning here and there
Pwning in your underwear
If you ever look behind
And Laddie's what you find
There's one thing you should know
This trousersnake does indeed grow
( As long as you blow )

I used to say "Laddie" not "Clegg"
Now it's 24/7 bum fun an' I don't have to beg
Clegg, I hope you never go away
For their ******ity, these noobs must pay
They fear your big brain it's true
They so wish they were you
I'm sure they would drink the dregs
Just to be with Clegg
(A lover) Like Clegg

I'd give you some of me special K for that laddie i really would, but alas, Big Hitler Pump and his karma system is a ****.

[Oasis_Lad]

The glory days of unlimited K and unlimited bum fun are long gone.

[Clegg]

I am honoured and erect, thank you

[Southpaw Stinger]

The glory days of unlimited K and unlimited bum fun are long gone.

I ain't excepting that, so I'm not.

[Oasis_Lad]

You're a wonderful muse, darling.

I could outdo the entire works of Shakespeare in one night if I had you laying next to me.

[Oasis_Lad]

I ain't excepting that, so I'm not.

BPP runs a totalitarian regime darling. Our every move is being watched. They won't stand for any bum fun.

The seer commonly known as Sting foresaw these terrible times:

[Southpaw Stinger]

BPP runs a totalitarian regime darling. Our every move is being watched. They won't stand for any bum fun.

The seer commonly known as Sting foresaw these terrible times:

Come to think of it, Sting/Stinger, could this be mean't directly for us, Laddie?

[Oasis_Lad]

Most likely. His foresight was top notch so it was.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Most likely. His foresight was top notch so it was.

Is there any hope for us, Laddie?

Would faith in Alan bring us renewed bum fun glory?

[Oasis_Lad]

The philosopher more commonly known as George Michael put it best, darling: