Have you ever been attacked by an animal?

[jaded]

There was that time I was attacked by a pride of lions in the Congo...I made quick work out of them with a blazing flurry of punches and they ran for their lives. True story.

[GhostofDempsey]

Very close.



Doberman bug ass vicious dog

Dobermans are no joke. Me and a buddy if mine were at this chick�s house one night. She went upstairs to argue with her brother and the family dog got loose. Had us both frozen on the couch while it barked and snarled at us. Fangs showing, growling, and standing off about three feet away. All we could do was sit there and hope she came back before it lunged for one of us. We didn�t dare flinch.

[EL_GRINGO]

i was attacked by a pack of monkeys in thailand, because i tried to steal one of their babies by trying to throw a rock at him to make him fall out of the tree he was in, so he cried for help and 30 monkeys came running some half as big as a grown man with big k9's , one even jumped at me in the sea , it was koh phi phi in thailand where you have tree's overhanging from rock boulders above the sea.

after that i swam to shore , rented a canoe , went back over there with my girlfriend , there was a small patch of beach nearby and these f@ckers remembered and came running at me again so i beat a couple with the paddle and then ran away after that. and this is no joke this actually happened, there was another couple with us from the Netherlands that were in shock by me mistreating the monkey's hahahahahah noobs

[CHOWWOKKA]

Just people that were shouting something about Black Lives. They surrounded my car and I sprayed them with bear mace.

[man down]

When I was 16 a horse went after me. It was my mom's horse. It bit me and I clocked it! The horse ran off and that was that. I was a big kid, 6'4 200lbs. I didn't hold back.

[Thunderstruck]

Got bit by police K9 .That ****ing dog get a bite or two in even after cop called it off.

[JohnCastellanos]

Yeah I wrote a hella long story about when I was mauled by a K9 unit police dog.

Not going to repeat it but it was in a similar thread except it was about dog bites/attacks specifically.
That wasn't my first dog bite though, but most certainly the last one that's getting away without getting it's fucking neck broken.

I fucking hate dogs and most people now view them higher than humans these days and it makes me sick. It's an animal, get over yourself. So many inept pitbull owners and apologists too. I should start carrying a legal knife to gut one of these fucking things next time something happens. I see them everywhere.

You got almost killed by a German Shepard yet you throwing jabs a Pitbulls. Come on bro

[Eff Pandas]

It sounds more humorous than it was, but yes by a house cat.

And spoiler alert never piss off a common house cat. Those mfers are waaaaaaaay more angry than you'd ever expect.

Ended up having to go to the ER cuz my whole arm got infected from bits/scratches. Nurse told me sometimes the wounds get so infected mfers have to get their hand or arm amputated.

[PRchamp]

Got attacked by a black water moccasin aka Cottonmouth snake on a rainy day. I went to throw away the trash and right between both trash bins it came out and slither towards me and lunged to bite but luckily it miss.

I had a lot of huge rocks in the front yard so we grab the rocks and stoned the water moccasin to death. If I would of been bitten I would still be alive but i would of been in a ****load of pain with its venom

[Willy Wanker]

Yeah, a rooster attacked me when I was a little kid. He really beat the sht out of me. I was just trying to pet him and he wasn't having any of that friendly gay sht.

Every bite left a little bruise, scratched me up too.