Have you ever been attacked by an animal?

[Willy Wanker]

Just people that were shouting something about Black Lives. They surrounded my car and I sprayed them with bear mace.

That happened to me on Halloween, I told them to shut f**k up and gave them some candy.

They let me pass through after that.

[Dakuwaqa]

It sounds more humorous than it was, but yes by a house cat.

And spoiler alert never piss off a common house cat. Those mfers are waaaaaaaay more angry than you'd ever expect.

Ended up having to go to the ER cuz my whole arm got infected from bits/scratches. Nurse told me sometimes the wounds get so infected mfers have to get their hand or arm amputated.

Wtf.........

[YoungManRumble]

You got almost killed by a German Shepard yet you throwing jabs a Pitbulls. Come on bro

I was a kid, attacked by an animal trained to inflict maximum pain and damage. Obviously it's going to have a psychological effect on me and how I view other dogs that have been bred to fight, maim and kill. I know there are responsible Pitbull owners but there are just as many who cannot properly train or handle them.

Look, jaded ignored my post, probably because I led with 'inept owners' and figured I wasn't talking about people like him. Or he just didn't care. I don't give a fuck either way but now you know where I'm coming from.

[KillaMane26]

Like 3 owls.... I think I made a thread about it back in day.... **** owls

[Beercules]

Dobermans are no joke. Me and a buddy if mine were at this chick�s house one night. She went upstairs to argue with her brother and the family dog got loose. Had us both frozen on the couch while it barked and snarled at us. Fangs showing, growling, and standing off about three feet away. All we could do was sit there and hope she came back before it lunged for one of us. We didn�t dare flinch.

Man.



Those are scary ****ing dogs




I don't think I've ever ran faster in my life .

[Beercules]

Like 3 owls.... I think I made a thread about it back in day.... **** owls

Lmfao




What happened with an owl

[KillaMane26]

Lmfao




What happened with an owl

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hold up it's a long story. Lemme finish this blunt first .

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Yeah a doberman took a big chunk out of me when I was a kid.

Had a few feral cats have a go at me as well over the years, I used to rescue them.

[KillaMane26]

Lmfao




What happened with an owl

So I was walking my girl to her apartment through a shortcut.... We see a small Owl on the tree like 2 feet away. We both like "damn never seen a owl this close"

I come back and it's still there but this time he looking at me like

"Yeah n1gg@ so whats that shyt u was talking "

As soon as I turned my head he tries to attack me, I duck, his talons scratch the back of my neck... I took off get in the car, my all while my friend in the car watching the whole time.

2nd time..... I'm doing roadwork at 5am.... I see a Owl on a street light. After my first encounter I wanted no parts of them... So I walk through someone yard under the trees to avoid...

And this ******* swoops down like batman as soon as I leave their yard. I feel and almost broke my finger.

Then the exact same thing happens months later. Smh.

Now remember somebody saw the first attack, by the end of the week everyone knows and everyone making fun of me.
To the point when I get locked up, half the inmates walking past my bunk making owl noises or moving their arms like wings. Saying stuff like "I owed the owl money, or it was the owl hood"

So fck them owls..... They can eat a dck

[Beercules]

So I was walking my girl to her apartment through a shortcut.... We see a small Owl on the tree like 2 feet away. We both like "damn never seen a owl this close"

I come back and it's still there but this time he looking at me like

"Yeah n1gg@ so whats that shyt u was talking "

As soon as I turned my head he tries to attack me, I duck, his talons scratch the back of my neck... I took off get in the car, my all while my friend in the car watching the whole time.

2nd time..... I'm doing roadwork at 5am.... I see a Owl on a street light. After my first encounter I wanted no parts of them... So I walk through someone yard under the trees to avoid...

And this ******* swoops down like batman as soon as I leave their yard. I feel and almost broke my finger.

Then the exact same thing happens months later. Smh.

Now remember somebody saw the first attack, by the end of the week everyone knows and everyone making fun of me.
To the point when I get locked up, half the inmates walking past my bunk making owl noises or moving their arms like wings. Saying stuff like "I owed the owl money, or it was the owl hood"

So fck them owls..... They can eat a dck

Lmaooooooo



You're A trip.




I would've been ghost the first time