Have you ever been attacked by an animal?

[Vinnykin]

Took a bite from a tiny Jack Russell once....... neighbours dog that escaped my garden one time (I left the gate open).

I ran after it and tried to pick it up and it put 4 holes in my hand, blood everywhere and still have the puncture scars.

Didn't realise those dogs could do that much damage in the blink of an eye..... and it was always friendly before that, just didn't like being picked up I think.

[Vinnykin]

So I was walking my girl to her apartment through a shortcut.... We see a small Owl on the tree like 2 feet away. We both like "damn never seen a owl this close"

I come back and it's still there but this time he looking at me like

"Yeah n1gg@ so whats that shyt u was talking "

As soon as I turned my head he tries to attack me, I duck, his talons scratch the back of my neck... I took off get in the car, my all while my friend in the car watching the whole time.

2nd time..... I'm doing roadwork at 5am.... I see a Owl on a street light. After my first encounter I wanted no parts of them... So I walk through someone yard under the trees to avoid...

And this ******* swoops down like batman as soon as I leave their yard. I feel and almost broke my finger.

Then the exact same thing happens months later. Smh.

Now remember somebody saw the first attack, by the end of the week everyone knows and everyone making fun of me.
To the point when I get locked up, half the inmates walking past my bunk making owl noises or moving their arms like wings. Saying stuff like "I owed the owl money, or it was the owl hood"

So fck them owls..... They can eat a dck

Can't...... stop...... laughing

[Jedi Vader]

So I was walking my girl to her apartment through a shortcut.... We see a small Owl on the tree like 2 feet away. We both like "damn never seen a owl this close"

I come back and it's still there but this time he looking at me like

"Yeah n1gg@ so whats that shyt u was talking "

As soon as I turned my head he tries to attack me, I duck, his talons scratch the back of my neck... I took off get in the car, my all while my friend in the car watching the whole time.

2nd time..... I'm doing roadwork at 5am.... I see a Owl on a street light. After my first encounter I wanted no parts of them... So I walk through someone yard under the trees to avoid...

And this ******* swoops down like batman as soon as I leave their yard. I feel and almost broke my finger.

Then the exact same thing happens months later. Smh.

Now remember somebody saw the first attack, by the end of the week everyone knows and everyone making fun of me.
To the point when I get locked up, half the inmates walking past my bunk making owl noises or moving their arms like wings. Saying stuff like "I owed the owl money, or it was the owl hood"

So fck them owls..... They can eat a dck

[Vinnykin]

[Vinnykin]

On the subject of owls..... I was working on a building site near Aberdeen harbour back in the day. We have a load of seagulls and these ones are a real problem and even try and steal food out your hand.... I got a sandwich stolen out my hand and it even cut my finger as it took it.

To stop the seagulls nesting on the roof of this building, a guy came in every week with an Eagle Owl and this thing got into literal dogfights with them.

Enjoyed many lunch breaks watching this thing attacking seagulls in the air, and then watching them fly off for their lives.

Swear to god, this eagle owl was massive, 6ft+ wing span. It hissed at me when I went up to see it....... wouldn't **** with them honestly lol

[QueensburyRules]

- -People is animals too!

[KillaMane26]

I was scarred for life..... The first owl was so small and cute sitting on that tree, then spread it wings like a demon and went for ya boi neck.

Somebody told me I will become OWLman once I face my fears of them... Like Bruce Wayne and bats

[SouthPawHitman]

I got into a fight with a dog

[Citizen Koba]

When I was 16 a horse went after me. It was my mom's horse. It bit me and I clocked it! The horse ran off and that was that. I was a big kid, 6'4 200lbs. I didn't hold back.

Ha same age 16, almost identical story cept it was the riding school and livery just near where I used to live. Path ran across the field, and coming home late one night few beers inside me. All the horses crowded round the gate so I couldn't get through and when I started trying to push 'em aside one of tried to bite me... coat took most of it but I still had some badass bruising on my shoulder. Anyway straight punch right on the nose and they all scattered.

[Vinnykin]

I was scarred for life..... The first owl was so small and cute sitting on that tree, then spread it wings like a demon and went for ya boi neck.

Somebody told me I will become OWLman once I face my fears of them... Like Bruce Wayne and bats

I think these birds have no fear of humans any more.



I have walked past seagulls sitting on a railing and they don't move, or fly away.... the ****ers just look at me like "what you gona do, *****?" I am expecting one of them to go for me every time, ready to grab them and slam them into the ground lol

Owlman is a thing, in Watchmen