Limey Lang

[DELETED ACCOUNT 06]

Times up brother. I'm sorry, i have recieved no donation. This is gonna hurt me, more than it's gonna hurt you.

[Flab]

This Fonz guy is a right ****! who does he think he ****ing is thumbing everyone?

[Oasis_Lad]

Stella, Stella, we shall follow Stella
If any sober ****s should yell-a "Drinking made me life hell-a'
We shall simply say '"Oi, Fella"
You don't half ****in' smell-a
Now get a grip yer tart and go down a Stella.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Stella, Stella, we shall follow Stella
If any sober ****s should yell-a "Drinking made me life hell-a'
We shall simply say '"Oi, Fella"
You don't half ****in' smell-a
Now get a grip yer tart and go down a Stella.

I'll call a **** a bellend
I dread when my stella ends
I make a permanent mark like indelible pens
After the queens had a taste
She'll tell all her friends
"One does like the flavour of hoffy's trousersnake"



It were a bit crap, but Alan bless me for trying, eh laddie...

[Oasis_Lad]

It's true though, one does like the taste of Hoffy's trosersnake.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

It's true though, one does like the taste of Hoffy's trosersnake.

She'd be a fool not to laddie. A good cup of hoffee is what ever lass and fella needs.

[Oasis_Lad]

How's the Teacher training going? have they taught you how to give someone a good thrashing with a cane yet? or to read answers from a book and walk around the class like a pompous bell-end because know one knows when some ****in' battle took place?

[TheHoff'sGhost]

How's the Teacher training going? have they taught you how to give someone a good thrashing with a cane yet? or to read answers from a book and walk around the class like a pompous bell-end because know one knows when some ****in' battle took place?

I haven't started it yet me dear. It's not for a few months yet...but be ****ing sure, I'm gonna be getting the bastard cane out at the first opportunity and I'll be leaving arses sore all round birmingham - "What, you don't know the answer? Bend over lad, if you scream you'll get more".

I can't wait.

[Oasis_Lad]

I can envision you much like the Teacher from Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall video, darling.

"What's this? bum boy banter everybody, lad reckons himself a bum boy. Nonsense!! yer an Erbad wannabe if ever i clapped me eyes on one."

Then you'll thrash his arse to within an inch of it's life so that even sitting on a bean bag is like listening to Super_****eweight preach.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I can envision you much like the Teacher from Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall video, darling.

"What's this? bum boy banter everybody, lad reckons himself a bum boy. Nonsense!! yer an Erbad wannabe if ever i clapped me eyes on one."

Then you'll thrash his arse to within an inch of it's life so that even sitting on a bean bag is like listening to Super_****eweight preach.

I tell yer laddie, me and mickeybollocks should set up a private school. We'd be producing bum boys of the finest quality so we would. If ever any of our students went on Mastermind their specialist subjects would be either alcohol, or if me bum boy mickey has anything to do with it, Ricky Hatton.

The best school ever? I think so me dear.